andygates Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 ...when your co-workers say "shall we get a trolley? nah, just get you"...and you silently thank them for the chance to play with heavy things. Link to comment
Timmy M Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 ...when your co-workers say "shall we get a trolley? nah, just get you"...and you silently thank them for the chance to play with heavy things. lol i've had that too (even from my team leader...) Link to comment
AustralMoonBear Posted November 14, 2012 Report Share Posted November 14, 2012 ...when your co-workers say "shall we get a trolley? nah, just get you"...and you silently thank them for the chance to play with heavy things. Yes! Fitocracy || Twitter Link to comment
wildross Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 You laugh at the "team lift" sign on the box.wildross - warriors count tons, not reps Warriors don't count reps and sets. They count tons. My psychologist weighs 45 pounds, has an iron soul and sits on the end of a bar Tally Sheet for 2019 Encouragement for older members: Chronologically Blessed Group; Encouragement for newbie lifters: When we were weaker Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 You laugh at the "team lift" sign on the box.Lol, yeah, I do this and look down at my quads and say "OK, let's go team." Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
cline Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 When you sit at baseball games with your spousal unit and as they flash up the at bat player info you lean over and whisper in his ear "I can soooo deadlift that guy". (true story - do it all the time). I AM going the distance 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood. Link to comment
Hermione Gainser Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 When someone at the gym tries to compliment you by saying, "You've really lost weight." and you get sad because you know it's loss of muscle from being injured. "I'm just going to remember to not eat like an asshole most of the time" - MoC three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: one must squat.- Brobert Frost Half-Elf Warrior | Current Challenge New Battle Log | Old Battle Log Special thanks to AkLulu for drawing my awesome avatar! Link to comment
MrHyde Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 When you stop bending over to pick stuff up (or take something out of the fridge) and start squatting instead.When you are at a bookstore browsing books on the floor-level shelves and a store employee offers you a chair and you say no cause you actually prefer to “sit” by squatting down.When one of the first things that crosses your mind when you meet someone new is something a lot like “could deadlift” or “could squat”. Link to comment
Blueberries Posted November 15, 2012 Report Share Posted November 15, 2012 When you read a newspaper article that includes a quote about it requiring three men to move a 500 lb statue, and you wonder why they needed so many. Workout Log | Current Challenge: Blueberries and the Quest for 101 Ways to Eat Eggs Last Challenge: Blueberries 102 Link to comment
shortstuff Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 When you stop bending over to pick stuff up (or take something out of the fridge) and start squatting instead.I am beginning to notice that I do that a lot STR – 24.45, DEX – 13.50, STA – 23.50, CON – 21.40, WIS – 27.65, CHA – 4.50When the sun comes up, you better start running - Thomas FriedmenEpic Quest - Current Challenge - Twitter - Goodreads - Fitbit - blog Link to comment
weirdquark Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Your protein shake is so big that you give up entirely on the idea of a cup and just drink it straight out of the blender.I do this mostly so I don't have to bother washing something else, but I do admit that my protein shakes often do not fit in my 2 cup sized glasses. I lift heavy things. Current Challenge Between Challenges Workout Log Sassafrass: a capella folk fantasy mythology Link to comment
CapN_Tommy_Sunshine Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 The five pounds of food that you put in the crockpot before work so that you had dinner ready when you got back from the gym only made two servings somehow.I did this one last Thursday. Link to comment
wildross Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 You lay awake at night plotting your lifts for the morning.You wake up in the middle of the night, can't go back to sleep, so you go the gym instead and take a nap later. Warriors don't count reps and sets. They count tons. My psychologist weighs 45 pounds, has an iron soul and sits on the end of a bar Tally Sheet for 2019 Encouragement for older members: Chronologically Blessed Group; Encouragement for newbie lifters: When we were weaker Link to comment
chairohkey Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Can covert kg to lb in your head. Link to comment
msuroo Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 Can covert kg to lb in your head.Times 2, plus 10%.ezpz Challenge thread Link to comment
KAllen Posted November 17, 2012 Report Share Posted November 17, 2012 You're Klingon [ATTACH=CONFIG]6360[/ATTACH]You can kick Batman's ass [ATTACH=CONFIG]6361[/ATTACH]You have a big gun[ATTACH=CONFIG]6362[/ATTACH] "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye" - Koloth "Ya can't grill it until ya kill it" - Uncle Ted "If it ain't Metal...IT'S CRAP!!!" - Dee Snider Link to comment
Hermione Gainser Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 another food related...you buy a 13 lb turkey for Thanksgiving..for two people... and don't anticipate much in the leftovers department. "I'm just going to remember to not eat like an asshole most of the time" - MoC three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: one must squat.- Brobert Frost Half-Elf Warrior | Current Challenge New Battle Log | Old Battle Log Special thanks to AkLulu for drawing my awesome avatar! Link to comment
Relic Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 When someone at the gym tries to compliment you by saying, "You've really lost weight." and you get sad because you know it's loss of muscle from being injured.I know!!!!me: "Ahhh... I fit in a medium shirt at work again."like, everyone : "I wish I had that problem."*facepalm*...if : you are no longer attracted to skinny skinny girls (ehem...Nikita) with arms like that who needs enemies To find piece with myselfI must first find a piece of myself Link to comment
Hermione Gainser Posted November 18, 2012 Report Share Posted November 18, 2012 I know!!!!me: "Ahhh... I fit in a medium shirt at work again."like, everyone : "I wish I had that problem."*facepalm*...if : you are no longer attracted to skinny skinny girls (ehem...Nikita) with arms like that who needs enemiesHaha! Every other woman at work: "I don't fit in my pants anymore.:("me: "I don't fit in my pants anymore !!!" "I'm just going to remember to not eat like an asshole most of the time" - MoC three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: one must squat.- Brobert Frost Half-Elf Warrior | Current Challenge New Battle Log | Old Battle Log Special thanks to AkLulu for drawing my awesome avatar! Link to comment
Rob__ Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Your protein shake is so big that you give up entirely on the idea of a cup and just drink it straight out of the blender.This happened so many times, I just started to hand blend them in a 1.5L juice pitcher.... Lol There is no signature here. Link to comment
PrincessHeather Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 Every other woman at work: "I don't fit in my pants anymore.:("me: "I don't fit in my pants anymore !!!"HAHAHA YES! "On Wednesdays we SQUAT"www.healthyprincessblog.wordpress.comCurrent Challenge | Coconut Oil is Magic | My Fitness Origins | My Epic Quest for Happily Ever After Link to comment
Maledictus Posted November 19, 2012 Report Share Posted November 19, 2012 I'm not a warrior but keep going with these and I may have to visit for a six week spot or so "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself" -- TolstoyNot sure if it was buzz or woody that said it though. Spartan double trifecta progess: 100%100% Tough Mudder "10 x Legionnaire": 100.0%100.0% "Run ALL the things or die tryin'" 110%110% fitocracy Ogre Magi Lvl 16 Ranger STR: 38|DEX: 58|STA: 59|baCON: 34|WIS: 30|CHA: 30 Previously Completed: Spartan Trifecta, Enough TM Headbands to make a ski mask Link to comment
Max Power Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 You can recognize fellow deadlifters by the scrapes on their legs. The path to Swolehalla is paved with a lot of Swolehate, and you won't get there without being Swole of Spirit too. Race: Fiendish Blue Extension Cord Class: Warrior Links: MFP Battle Log Current Challenge Link to comment
Mama T Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 You can recognize fellow deadlifters by the scrapes on their legs.yes!... when you get mad that a guy at the office assumes you can't change the water jug and does it for you, and acts like you should be thankful, when really, you're pissed because now you don't get to lift the jug. ... when you anticipate the day that you no longer fit in your skinny jeans. :: prz prz prz happen soon :: ...we, each of us, are responsible for our own fulfillment. Nobody else can provide it for us, and to believe otherwise is to delude ourselves dangerously and to program for eventual failure every relationship we enter. - Tom Robbins Current Challenge: Life, man. Link to comment
Timmy M Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 yes!... when you get mad that a guy at the office assumes you can't change the water jug and does it for you, and acts like you should be thankful, when really, you're pissed because now you don't get to lift the jug. ... when you anticipate the day that you no longer fit in your skinny jeans. :: prz prz prz happen soon ::but maybe the guy wanted to lift the heavy thing to? and i freaking LOVE not fitting into skinny jeans... makes me feel manly Link to comment
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