Guzzi Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Inspired by Machete's "Your face.... I like that shit."I'm not looking for the most effective pick up lines here, but the embarrassing, funny or just downright nerdy ones. Surely someone on here can own up to opening a conversation with a Star Wars reference, or a bad chemistry joke? Knowing you lot I'm sure there's some pure gold.... 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
AlterStephen Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 "Did the sun come up, or did you just smile at me?" It didn't work. 1 Quote "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win." —Mahatma Ghandi Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 I'm going to Queensland, wanna come?He did come with me, that was 22 years ago. 4 Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Ha! Awesome! Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
TheCrimsonFist Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Never heard this one, but always wanted to use it "Girl, your name must be Pikachu. Because I choose you!" 1 Quote They told me I could be anything when I grow up, so I became a superhero. Handbook for Applied Superheroics:Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 Link to comment
lumberjane Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 My go to isWould you like to maybe drink coffee at the same time in the same general vicinity Surprisingly effective 1 Quote Level 1 Halfling - Rebel Nooblet - STR 2|DEX 2|STA 1|CON 1|WIS 2|CHA 2Challenge ThreadChallenge goals:Pole dance 15x 40%40% Rock climbing 18x 50%50% Lab for 36 hours 36%36% What the junk is lumberjane up to? Link to comment
TheCrimsonFist Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 My go to isWould you like to maybe drink coffee at the same time in the same general vicinitySurprisingly effective "Hey girl, I'd like to have incessant small talk with you until we're both drunk enough" Quote They told me I could be anything when I grow up, so I became a superhero. Handbook for Applied Superheroics:Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 Link to comment
Jittersthe.Clown Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Heidi?" Worked well enough to get a kiss. 2 Quote Level 2 Warforged Druid STR: 2, DEX: 1, STA: 3, CON: 3, WIS: 2, CHA: 3 "If these people tell this story to their children as they sleep; then maybe someday they'll see a hero is just a man who knows he is free." Good night and joy be to you all ~Jitters The. Clown Current Challange: New Challenges Ahead! Battle Log: Clowning around daily Past Challenges: Leveling Up PvP Jump Rope Boss Continue? System Failure Systems Online Calling Rush Confirm Reset Select World Select Difficulty, Select Character, Repairs, Press Start, First Timer, Jump Rope PVP Challenge Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 :summer camp memories: I can't tell you the exact phrasing but I remember asking a now long time friend that if she wanted to be on our larp team "Hey we are going to be the Dwarves going against the Giants and the Wizards" and I don't think I went swimming or had a meal without her that entire week; we are still good friends Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
I-Jo Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 once-I talked with a guy who worked at the sound shop next to my studio. I was broken up at the time- and hadn't gone on any dates and said damnit- what am I waiting for.... so the next week- got to the studio 5 minutes early- I walked in, pulled a sharpie out of my pocket and asked for his hand- wrote my number and turned to walk out- half way to the door I said "I'm free Friday and walked out". He never called. no regrets. at all. BF and I stumbled into our relationship having bikes as a common interest... so it wasn't a pick up line- but it was a line that certainly got my attention..phone call was as followsME " are you coming down to help with the parking lot practice?" (bike training for skills- low speed- but highly controlled environment- he had taken an advanced course -I was still new) HIM- yes- ME- are you sure- it's kind a long wayHIM- yeah- no problem- i said I would helpME_ you just want to come stair at my ass as I ride around in circlesHIM- you're damn right I will- cause god I can't stand the sounds that come out of your mouth" I almost died laughing- I'm so used to having people blow smoke up my ass- so to have someone really throw out some solid humor was probably the best thing that happened that day- I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard. Love that guy. 4 Quote Link to comment
FamilyBeer Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 ME_ you just want to come stair at my ass as I ride around in circlesHIM- you're damn right I will- cause god I can't stand the sounds that come out of your mouth" I almost died laughing- I'm so used to having people blow smoke up my ass- so to have someone really throw out some solid humor was probably the best thing that happened that day- I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard. Love that guy. Excellent!!! Honest humour goes a long way. 1 Quote Challenge Logs: Current Challenge 3 2 1 Battlelog Origin of Name: FN: Julian -> Jules -> Family Jewels -> Family LN: Rickards = Canadian brand of Beer -> Beer Call me "FamilyBeer" (or just Jules) Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Excellent!!! Honest humour goes a long way.+1 That is just awesome! 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
insanity Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 once-I talked with a guy who worked at the sound shop next to my studio. I was broken up at the time- and hadn't gone on any dates and said damnit- what am I waiting for.... so the next week- got to the studio 5 minutes early- I walked in, pulled a sharpie out of my pocket and asked for his hand- wrote my number and turned to walk out- half way to the door I said "I'm free Friday and walked out". He never called. no regrets. at all. Used to think this only happened in the movies, till a friend of mine introduced me to a friend of his... small group of us hanging out for the night, and we went to drop her off, she pulled out a thing of lipstick and wrote her number from elbow to wrist... Ain't no way I'd pass that up.. Myself... I always seem to think of the PERFECT comment... about 5 minutes too late. 1 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
joedog Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 My wife claims that I sealed the deal by telling her I don't have cooties. Sent from my SCH-I435 using Tapatalk 3 Quote joedog, level 15 Monk Current Challenge Link to comment
Guest Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 How I met my girlfriend six years ago:I had just moved back to Rhode Island from Portland, Oregon, needed to piece together a cheap computer to use.I emailed a couple Craigslist ads that had some big clunky CRT monitors for cheap. I picked one up that weekend. On Monday, I got a text back "are you still interested in the monitors? 2 for 1, haha!" after I told them I had found one already. So I texted back "Again no, but if you're a female age 18-30 and single, I'll take a picture instead!". She texted back "bold... you first" so I sent a picture. And she sent one. And two months later we were dating. It took awhile to get that first date though. Quote Link to comment
Machete Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I think I've used a lot of Star Wars references during conversations with females, but never as an opening statement. I have killed what appeared to be a good flow with a Lord Of The Rings reference (and dug myself even deeper down as I tried to explain said reference). #StudMuffin #SexualAthlete #MakingPantiesDrop so the next week- got to the studio 5 minutes early- I walked in, pulled a sharpie out of my pocket and asked for his hand- wrote my number and turned to walk out- half way to the door I said "I'm free Friday and walked out". I've pulled this one a few times. Wrote on her hand, and a book of matches. They did call. Of course, couldn't close. 1 Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
TheCrimsonFist Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 I think I've used a lot of Star Wars references during conversations with females, but never as an opening statement. "Hey girl, I'd just as soon kiss a wookie. But, I don't see any wookies around right now, so you'll do" Quote They told me I could be anything when I grow up, so I became a superhero. Handbook for Applied Superheroics:Ch 1 | Ch 2 | Ch 3 | Ch 4 Link to comment
Raev Posted May 30, 2014 Report Share Posted May 30, 2014 One that I was surprised actually worked... As a younger man, there was a lass I had known for a long time that I was enthralled with. She was gorgeous, adventurous and interesting (and a Suicide Girl - NSFW website). We had flirted lightly on occasion and tended to make a lot of over the top bad dirty jokes at each other. So, one day I texted her - not expecting her to take me seriously. "You, me, a bottle of wine and strip Wii bowling" Her reply- "Deal, I'm getting ready to take my daily relaxing bath. I'll come by when I'm done". She did. We had a grand ole time. We dated for about 6 months after that. 1 Quote level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
insanity Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Nght_RideA Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 walked up to a girl in a club, took her drink out her hand, took the ice cube out put them on the ground, stood on them and said now that we have broken the ice hi my name is.......chatted all night and had drinks, turns out she had a boyfriend who thought it was a great line and even bought me a drink. Quote Link to comment
Gainsdalf the Whey Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 I don't use them as "pick up" lines sinces I'm saying them to my wife, but since there really is nothing to lose, it lets me use them whenever they come into my head. One of my favorites is a D&D reference: "Hey babby, wanna go make a dexterity check?" They almost always just end up with her facepalming or rolling her eyes. 1 Quote Massrandir, Barkûn, Swolórin, The Whey Pilgrim 500 / 330 / 625 Challenges: 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 31 32 34 35 36 39 41 42 45 46 47 48 49 Current Challenge "No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable. " ~ Socrates "Friends don't let friends squat high." ~ Chad Wesley Smith "It's a dangerous business, Brodo, squatting to the floor. You step into the rack, and if you don't keep your form, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to." ~ Gainsdalf Link to comment
Machete Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtbZRqu5s7c 2 Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
PixieKitten Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 I didn't use a pick up like. It was a pirate dress up day at college, so I came in in my full on pirate gear.. The guy I liked did the exact same thing... Not a lot of other people did anything. Spending the day together as the two most kick ass pirates in Pershore was all we needed. 4 and a half years later we're still together.. And still occasionally dress up like pirates. It's just a part of who we ARRRRR. 4 Quote Level 9 Pixie I may not be the strongest, the fastest, or the bravest. But I'll be damned if I'm not trying my hardest. 17 STR ¦ 17 STA ¦ 13 CON ¦ 17 WIS ¦ 13 CHA ¦ 12 DEX Latest Challenge! , Battle Log! , CHARACTERYAY Link to comment
Machete Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 My name is Machete. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
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