Oramac Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Locker room adventures: Girl 1: "Ugh, I've been doing cardio every day for like two weeks and I'm not seeing any results. I think I probably have some genetic thing that makes it impossible for me to lose weight, maybe I shouldn't bother."Girl 2: "Yeah, that's really common, I know what you mean......." Shortest New Year's resolution ever? Starsapart: "Y'all should join NerdFitness and try bodyweight strength training! It's awesomeness!" (ok, maybe not, but ya never know) 3 "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
TMedina Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I was thinking more along the lines of: "see, this was me six months ago. This is me now. You do the math." 3 Imaginary Human Male Dilettante Trainer, Level 1 Spoiler How to: Add the status bar to my signature How to: Spruce up your profile Where to start: General Fitness questions How to: Declutter your life, a minimalism thread How to: Slay your budgeting woes (or at least, start the quest) Link to comment
starsapart Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Starsapart: "Y'all should join NerdFitness and try bodyweight strength training! It's awesomeness!" (ok, maybe not, but ya never know)I was thinking more along the lines of: "see, this was me six months ago. This is me now. You do the math." Hilariously, my wife apparently heard a very similar conversation in the very same locker room recently as well. She was getting changed and another woman asked her, "how much weight have you lost now?" So she answered (it's close to 50lbs) and when asked how, said, "I watch what I eat and lift really heavy weights." Anyway, the 'I-just-can't-lose-weight' women apparently gave her maaaaaaaaaaaaaaajor death glares as she walked out of the gym. I try not to offer unsolicited advice but some days, it's hard to keep my mouth shut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8 ?current challenge? challenge archive: 19 | 18 | 17 | 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 instagram | goodreads "Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world." - Voltaire Link to comment
TMedina Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 Awesome. 1 Imaginary Human Male Dilettante Trainer, Level 1 Spoiler How to: Add the status bar to my signature How to: Spruce up your profile Where to start: General Fitness questions How to: Declutter your life, a minimalism thread How to: Slay your budgeting woes (or at least, start the quest) Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 7, 2015 Report Share Posted January 7, 2015 I never said it was funnyNo. But I did! But then I find the one about binary being as easy as 01, 10, 11 hilarious! So go figure. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 3 Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Obitim Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 When it comes to Binary, there are 10 types of people 1 Link to comment
Dradis Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 There are 10 types of people in this world, those that know binary and those that don't 2 Current challenge: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/70839-bendy-dradis-stands-up-proper/ Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Hehehe! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
A banana Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Sometimes, I'll be at the gym with some friends and we'll start saying ridiclous things we don't mean, like "dang, I forgot my steroids today" or "you gotta lift with your back or you'll strain your legs bro" 6 Link to comment
Obitim Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 There are 10 types of people in this world, those that know binary and those that don't This is the one I meant! Link to comment
Oramac Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 There are 10 types of people in this world, those that know binary and those that don't Dammit, I was gonna say that! haha. "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
TMedina Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. 5 Imaginary Human Male Dilettante Trainer, Level 1 Spoiler How to: Add the status bar to my signature How to: Spruce up your profile Where to start: General Fitness questions How to: Declutter your life, a minimalism thread How to: Slay your budgeting woes (or at least, start the quest) Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 I'm not the Dude, and I did figure it out. But I still don't understand why it's funny. So subaru is urabus backwards. Haha??It's the mental picture of a guy standing there trying to read his own t-shirt in the mirror, being confused, and muttering it out loud that's funny. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Artinum Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Ya shoulda let the dude squirm until he figured it out himself Which of us is the dude? I reread the post as directed (which someone very helpfully quoted, so I didn't have to go back up). Figured it out thanks to the comment about rereading the last line. I didn't realise it was even a joke - I'm still baffled by why a handball* player is called a bus. (* You pick it up and carry it, you ain't playing football...) What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Oramac Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 * You pick it up and carry it, you ain't playing football... But they are playing football. They are not, however, playing soccer! (just givin ya a hard time. please don't kill me!) "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
pwallace Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 so three things happened at the gym today (first time I have been in a "real" gym in almost a year and I use the term real loosly.) 1)I was running on the treadmill and I was doing about 5mph. an old guy gets on the treadmill next to me and starts walking. The guy taps me on the shoulder, I take out my headphone, he says "wow your really trucking there." I respond "yeah in training" headphone back in. Tap on shoulder again, headphone out "training for what?" "enlisting in the airforce" Headphone back in. Tap on shoulder, Headphones out "you had better take it easy, don't want to overdo it at a high speed" (said with a fatherly concered look in face) I kept looking him in the eye as I upped my speed to 7mph and proceded to run at that speed for 15 minutes or so dripping sweat the whole time w/headphones in and music blasting ignoring the crap out of him) 2) I had just gotten onto the stair stepper after my run and a bout of rowing, when a couple of highschool kids came in (how did I know they were highschool, one was in baggy shorts and a highschool wrestling tshirt wearing untied skate shoes and the other one was in a tanktop, skinny jeans and converse with a snapback hat on backwards complete with beiber hair) I am pluggin away, headphones in, music cranked and sweat dripping when I see one of the pointing at me, I kill my music and hear skinny jeans say "haha look at the bitch on the stair stepper, trying to get his buns of steel on" He then jumps onto the one next to me and and mocks me on mine, after 3 steps he rips his pants and jumps off of it, then start to complain "AHHH SHIT I PULLED MY ASS!" I got a big smile on my face and kept going along. 3) after I had showered and was getting changed, I had sat down to to put my shoes on and a old guy in a towel walks by and spots my wallet lying open and my first aid card sticking out. He says to me "you first aide certified?" I respond "Yes I am. Do you need some help?" Yeah I do, Does this look infected to you?" says the man and opens his towel, pust his leg up on the bench next to me, pulls his package to the side so I have a face full of old man nuts and a nasty ass rash on his leg. Was very hard to not punch him. I turned my head, and told him I am not a doctor, back up before I file for sexual assault. He grumbled something wrapped himself in his towel and walked away I wish I had other gym options but that is the only one around me 3 Level 0 Human, Monk 82%82% Lose 75 lbsStartin Fresh"Nothing is ever easy." Zeddicus Zull Zorander"Do or Do Not, There is no try" Yoda"Weak people face life obstacles with an excuse in their hand, strong peple carry a hammer."Estemated 1RMBench: 195lbsSquat: 245lbsDeadlift: 295lbsTotal weight: 735lbsGoal Weight 1000lbs Link to comment
TMedina Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Uh, yeah. You win. I can't even "like" that. 2 Imaginary Human Male Dilettante Trainer, Level 1 Spoiler How to: Add the status bar to my signature How to: Spruce up your profile Where to start: General Fitness questions How to: Declutter your life, a minimalism thread How to: Slay your budgeting woes (or at least, start the quest) Link to comment
Oramac Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 Uh, yeah. You win. I can't even "like" that. What he said. Damn. That's just ridiculous. "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
starsapart Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 What he said. Damn. That's just ridiculous. Thirding this. What the actual heck? ?current challenge? challenge archive: 19 | 18 | 17 | 16 | 15 | 14 | 13 | 12 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 instagram | goodreads "Let us read, and let us dance; these two amusements will never do any harm to the world." - Voltaire Link to comment
pwallace Posted January 8, 2015 Report Share Posted January 8, 2015 thats rockland maine for you we are a high class breed of people 1 Level 0 Human, Monk 82%82% Lose 75 lbsStartin Fresh"Nothing is ever easy." Zeddicus Zull Zorander"Do or Do Not, There is no try" Yoda"Weak people face life obstacles with an excuse in their hand, strong peple carry a hammer."Estemated 1RMBench: 195lbsSquat: 245lbsDeadlift: 295lbsTotal weight: 735lbsGoal Weight 1000lbs Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Thirding this.What the actual heck?Yea...we're all in agreement here.... 1 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Dradis Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 But they are playing football. They are not, however, playing soccer! (just givin ya a hard time. please don't kill me!) I'm finding this image more and more useful.... 7 Current challenge: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/70839-bendy-dradis-stands-up-proper/ Link to comment
insanity Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 Which of us is the dude? I reread the post as directed (which someone very helpfully quoted, so I didn't have to go back up). Figured it out thanks to the comment about rereading the last line. I didn't realise it was even a joke - I'm still baffled by why a handball* player is called a bus. (* You pick it up and carry it, you ain't playing football...)http://www.livestrong.com/article/361972-what-is-the-official-size-of-the-nfl-football/ Notice the length.... "About 11 inches ball" doesn't roll off the tongue nearly the same... 1 "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Dleffe Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 So yesterday at the gym someone actually used the smith machine for something usefull! He put some plates on the bar then added some chains and proceeded to shimmy under the bar on his belly (by this point I didn't know wtf he was doing), then proceeded to do push-ups! Gotta hand it to the guy I never thought of using the smith machine to load my push-ups. 3 Link to comment
TMedina Posted January 9, 2015 Report Share Posted January 9, 2015 I have to admit, that is clever. Imaginary Human Male Dilettante Trainer, Level 1 Spoiler How to: Add the status bar to my signature How to: Spruce up your profile Where to start: General Fitness questions How to: Declutter your life, a minimalism thread How to: Slay your budgeting woes (or at least, start the quest) Link to comment
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