Bekah Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Is it a boys only secret club? (Not joking, seriously clueless...just now found out Shriners=Masons) Quote Druid Assassin Halfling Druid Level 16, Current Quest: Bekah Returns Spoiler Fitbit Facebook Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. - Jim Rohn Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Rand, do you not give a fuck what others think? Do enjoy life to the point that people think you are strange? Do you give it your all no matter if it's just for fun? Then you too can be a member of Stinky Feet! LMAO Stinky Feet is the team name we give ourselves when we do the Mud Runs or other various for fun events; and it's all in remembrance of an 8 year old boy who died from Lymphoma who used to give it his all in gym class and would come home with feet that stank so much that we made him keep his shoes outside and normally would make him wash his feet before coming in the house; he lived life, he didn't care who you were if you were nice to him he would be nice to you and he always gave with his heart. There is no dues, there is no pledges, you just have to be nice to people and do the best you can while keeping a smile on your face. 1 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
IglooInParadise Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Swallowing decreases the chances of future miscarriage. (Show this study to your wives. You are welcome.) Wouldn't go for it, not even for the baby! Quote Link to comment
Raev Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 K of C are pretty fancy. Quote level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
Mad Hatter Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Are we still talking about tuxes and bow ties...? In which case what do you do for a living? Quote Link to comment
Mad Hatter Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 I have no objections to ties, but I guess I'm a traditionalist when it comes to fancy wear. Quote Link to comment
Waldo Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Are we still talking about tuxes and bow ties...? In which case what do you do for a living? I would LOVE to say "Can't tell ya" right here The guy in the bathroom at a strip club? 2 Quote currently cutting battle log challenges: 21,20, 19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 don't panic! Link to comment
Machete Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 you will love Machete then I wear a necktie at work, even though most of the men that I work with do not It makes me feel like a grown-up, like I know what I'm doing, and - most importantly - it makes me look taller, by enhancing the verticalDoes it? I always have to tuck in like nine inches of tie inside my shirt, otherwise it's just hanging out there. I usually suit-up when flying. Perhaps to feel like an international businessman, I don't really know why. 2 Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
The Stranger Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Does it? I always have to tuck in like nine inches of tie inside my shirt,otherwise it's just hanging out there. I usually suit-up when flying. Perhaps to feel like an international businessman, I don't really know why. I always have to tuck nine inches... never mind. Ties are kind of supposed to just be hanging out there. They're a pretty impractical and annoying piece of clothing, but not too hard to master. I never wear a suit if I don't have to, though - I dress up for work, and in any informal situation I look like some combination of lumberjack, stoner, and homeless person. 3 Quote Level 2 Assassin There's a Stranger in TownThe Stranger 2:Electric Boogaloo Link to comment
Machete Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 I always have to tuck nine inches... never mind. Ties are kind of supposed to just be hanging out there. They're a pretty impractical and annoying piece of clothing, but not too hard to master. I never wear a suit if I don't have to, though - I dress up for work, and in any informal situation I look like some combination of lumberjack, stoner, and homeless person.Of course, but not the narrow end. And I refuse to wear clip-ons, or buy ties from the kids' department (my size). Me, I, most of the time, like being overdressed and over-educated. 1 Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Adorable One - you surely didn't need that comment to know how much we you! 2 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
The Stranger Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 Of course, but not the narrow end. And I refuse to wear clip-ons, or buy ties from the kids' department (my size). Ah, I see. You could probably have a tailor (or other skilled individual) alter them to the appropriate length, though. Getting tie length right makes a big difference. 1 Quote Level 2 Assassin There's a Stranger in TownThe Stranger 2:Electric Boogaloo Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 14, 2014 Report Share Posted May 14, 2014 Not sure is this belongs here or not, but just watched an interview with Rory McCann, better known as "The Hound" in GOT. He has the sweetest eyes and the best accent ever. Guzzi you keep these things secret! http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BkBJz87aTKAMaybe it should have gone in the What made you smile thread. 2 Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Spark Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 Oh this is fucking great!!! Now we got some Secret Fucking Society Fucking Cultists in our midst, complete with Secret Fucking Handshakes and Decoder rings I would love to get involved with a Secret Fucking Handshake. The smut writer in me just started snickering at that point and I haven't been able to make him shut up yet. 4 Quote Level 10 Superhero Trainee (Ranger)Str 20 Dex 12 Sta 15 Con 15 Wis 13 Cha 16 My Battle Log: Getting Back on the HorseChallenges! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10NerFiWriCh Completed: 1! My book! The Mercenary's Guide to Ruined Seattle. To all you saints and sinners!You losers and you winners!Here's to one more day above the roses! Link to comment
Barfly Posted May 15, 2014 Report Share Posted May 15, 2014 I would love to get involved with a Secret Fucking Handshake. The smut writer in me just started snickering at that point and I haven't been able to make him shut up yet.It's like a regular handshake, but you curl your middle fingers in and give each other a "kootchie koo". 3 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Machete Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Adorable One - you surely didn't need that comment to know how much we you!You know just last year I was in Vegas and I paid a woman $440 to sit on my lap and tell me that. And yes, "gullible" is in the dictionary. I checked. Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
StillWaters Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Please tell me you at least had her go on a date with you as well for those $440. Quote Link to comment
Machete Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Please tell me you at least had her go on a date with you as well for those $440. Not at all. I seem to have a particular weakness for females, especially ones with athletic builds who smell good and wear high heels. This one happened to be a really skilled hustler. I let my guard down for a minute and next thing I know I'm letting her press buttons on the ATM. Quote Valar Morghulis Halfling Monk, Chaotic Neutral Machete's Blog: Inside A Mad Mind Third World Warrior: The Eight-Year Training Log Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Not at all. I seem to have a particular weakness for females, especially ones with athletic builds who smell good and wear high heels. This one happened to be a really skilled hustler. I let my guard down for a minute and next thing I know I'm letting her press buttons on the ATM.Ouch Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 You know just last year I was in Vegas and I paid a woman $440 to sit on my lap and tell me that. And yes, "gullible" is in the dictionary. I checked.Damn! I'm in the wrong job. I'd tell you anything you want to hear for $440. Then again, I'm not athletic looking, don't own perfume, and can hardly walk in high heels. Bugger! Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Damn! I'm in the wrong job. I'd tell you anything you want to hear for $440. Then again, I'm not athletic looking, don't own perfume, and can hardly walk in high heels. Bugger! Same here! Also, I doubt the beard would help me in this sort of endeavour... 1 Quote Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I'm still trying to work out if your "same here" comment is in relation to the "wrong job" bit or the "athletic body, perfume and high heels...." Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I'm still trying to work out if your "same here" comment is in relation to the "wrong job" bit or the "athletic body, perfume and high heels...." I don't see why it can't be both....if you know what I mean? 1 Quote Link to comment
Guzzi Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Oh my God! I soooo want you hear you say "if you know what I mean..." now that I know what you voice sounds like! Go on... Do it!!! 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Oh my God! I soooo want you hear you say "if you know what I mean..." now that I know what you voice sounds like! Go on... Do it!!!Haha! Oh I'll do it...if you know what I mean 2 Quote Link to comment
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