ReachingForTheStars Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Lol, that's why I doubt it, heehee. Quote Level 3 Human AssassinSTR 6 - DEX 2.25 - STA 4.5 - CON 5.5 - WIS 6 - CHA 6 IntroductionPrevious Battle Log Current Battle LogFirst Challenge Previous Challenge Current ChallengeHoliday Mini-Challenge日本語 PvP What do we say to the god of failure? NOT TODAY. Link to comment
Basement Cat Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Nope, in which case they should know they are dyslexic and ask someone to check before they put something on a sign.I mean, making mistakez on ze interwebz is fine by me, but it's just silly to do so on you're sign (:Somebody's looking for trouble with the grammar police... Quote Current form: Chubby House Cat (lvl4) Weight objective: 20% S. 4 P. 6 E. 4 C. 7 I. 8 A. 4 L. 5 Battle log Current Challenge Handy linky. Link to comment
samanmoran Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Anyone read Terry Pratchett? I just remembered this hilarious passage in one of the Discworld books where the owners of a produce stall have all their dialog written the way their signs read. So there are apostrophes all over the place and the sentences end up having the wrong meaning and the communication gets totally silly. Can't remember the book, but it's so funny and gratifying at the same time. 1 Quote 42 ----Don't Chew what you should Eschew! Link to comment
Guest Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Terry Pratchett! One of my favorite authors Quote Link to comment
The Beard Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Ugh. Peer pressure to drink is the worst. My friends don't get it; I hardly drank before, now that I'm training I'm off the sauce. They just look at me like I punched a baby dolphin. I also have stopped now that I'm trying to get fit. Went back to visit some college buddies and they were disappointed when I was drinking mugs filled with water. I got the "don't you like to have fun anymore?" comment. 1 Quote Level 3 Bearded Assassin Str: 10 Dex: 9 Sta: 6 Con: 7 Wis: 4 Cha: 3 Current Challenge: Respawn Past Challenges: 1 2 3 Daily Battle Log Album "I'm not losing weight. I'm getting rid of it. I have no intention of ever finding it again." Link to comment
Basement Cat Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I also have stopped now that I'm trying to get fit. Went back to visit some college buddies and they were disappointed when I was drinking mugs filled with water. I got the "don't you like to have fun anymore?" comment.Ugh, because drinking is the only way to have fun. Silly people. 1 Quote Current form: Chubby House Cat (lvl4) Weight objective: 20% S. 4 P. 6 E. 4 C. 7 I. 8 A. 4 L. 5 Battle log Current Challenge Handy linky. Link to comment
ReachingForTheStars Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 I also have stopped now that I'm trying to get fit. Went back to visit some college buddies and they were disappointed when I was drinking mugs filled with water. I got the "don't you like to have fun anymore?" comment. You clearly just need to be stealthier. -nod,nod- Like a ninja. (knew there was a ninja smiley somewhere in there!) 1 Quote Level 3 Human AssassinSTR 6 - DEX 2.25 - STA 4.5 - CON 5.5 - WIS 6 - CHA 6 IntroductionPrevious Battle Log Current Battle LogFirst Challenge Previous Challenge Current ChallengeHoliday Mini-Challenge日本語 PvP What do we say to the god of failure? NOT TODAY. Link to comment
citizenkade Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Water? PSHAW!!! It's really good vodka! Quote Race: Half Elf/Human. Class: Wildling Ranger. Level: 3 STR: 6 DEX: 2 STA: 7 CON: 5 WIS: 3 CHA: 0 First Campaign Second Campaign Daily Campaign Battle Log MY FITNESS PAL LOG Link to comment
samanmoran Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Water? PSHAW!!! It's really good vodka!I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.Sent from an alternate universe using Alien tech. 1 Quote 42 ----Don't Chew what you should Eschew! Link to comment
Guest Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. Well that escalated quickly, haha Quote Link to comment
ReachingForTheStars Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Water? PSHAW!!! It's really good vodka! Haha, that's the idea! 1 Quote Level 3 Human AssassinSTR 6 - DEX 2.25 - STA 4.5 - CON 5.5 - WIS 6 - CHA 6 IntroductionPrevious Battle Log Current Battle LogFirst Challenge Previous Challenge Current ChallengeHoliday Mini-Challenge日本語 PvP What do we say to the god of failure? NOT TODAY. Link to comment
samanmoran Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 W.C. Fields What a guy! You can't dispute his eloquence... 1 Quote 42 ----Don't Chew what you should Eschew! Link to comment
WeldingMommy Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Falsetini's Fruit infused water in a cosmo or martini glass looks like an alcoholic drink 1 Quote Link to comment
citizenkade Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.Sent from an alternate universe using Alien tech. That's some sexy, sexy water! Quote Race: Half Elf/Human. Class: Wildling Ranger. Level: 3 STR: 6 DEX: 2 STA: 7 CON: 5 WIS: 3 CHA: 0 First Campaign Second Campaign Daily Campaign Battle Log MY FITNESS PAL LOG Link to comment
citizenkade Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I also have stopped now that I'm trying to get fit. Went back to visit some college buddies and they were disappointed when I was drinking mugs filled with water. I got the "don't you like to have fun anymore?" comment. I'm hardly hanging out with one of my best friends anymore, because he always want to pound shots. He'll offer, I'll decline, politely, and he just looks crushed because I don't want to get shitfaced with him. He, and a few other friends, are convinced that I've forgotten how to be fun, so I feel your pain. They don't understand! I'M ON A QUEST! Quote Race: Half Elf/Human. Class: Wildling Ranger. Level: 3 STR: 6 DEX: 2 STA: 7 CON: 5 WIS: 3 CHA: 0 First Campaign Second Campaign Daily Campaign Battle Log MY FITNESS PAL LOG Link to comment
Basement Cat Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 I'm hardly hanging out with one of my best friends anymore, because he always want to pound shots. He'll offer, I'll decline, politely, and he just looks crushed because I don't want to get shitfaced with him. He, and a few other friends, are convinced that I've forgotten how to be fun, so I feel your pain. They don't understand! I'M ON A QUEST!Exactly! These people don't understand. But well, a new life will bring new friends. Quote Current form: Chubby House Cat (lvl4) Weight objective: 20% S. 4 P. 6 E. 4 C. 7 I. 8 A. 4 L. 5 Battle log Current Challenge Handy linky. Link to comment
The Beard Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Huzzah for our quests to get rid of our beer bellies! A round of ice water for everyone! *glug glug glug* 1 Quote Level 3 Bearded Assassin Str: 10 Dex: 9 Sta: 6 Con: 7 Wis: 4 Cha: 3 Current Challenge: Respawn Past Challenges: 1 2 3 Daily Battle Log Album "I'm not losing weight. I'm getting rid of it. I have no intention of ever finding it again." Link to comment
Basement Cat Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Huzzah for our quests to get rid of our beer bellies! I round of ice water for everyone! *glug glug glug*Can I get a squeeze of lime juice in my ice water? Quote Current form: Chubby House Cat (lvl4) Weight objective: 20% S. 4 P. 6 E. 4 C. 7 I. 8 A. 4 L. 5 Battle log Current Challenge Handy linky. Link to comment
The Beard Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Can I get a squeeze of lime juice in my ice water? A squeeze of lime for the good rebel! 1 Quote Level 3 Bearded Assassin Str: 10 Dex: 9 Sta: 6 Con: 7 Wis: 4 Cha: 3 Current Challenge: Respawn Past Challenges: 1 2 3 Daily Battle Log Album "I'm not losing weight. I'm getting rid of it. I have no intention of ever finding it again." Link to comment
Basement Cat Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 A squeeze of lime for the good rebel!Thank you sir! I just had the lamest pun pop into my head: Why does the paleo diet ban grains? Because they're cereal killers! (hahaha, okay, I'll shut up now ) Ah yes, sillyness is a pretty good counter attack to those annoying comments. The most common perception when you are trying to get in shape is that you are going to turn into a health nut. I find that nerding out and making silly jokes about the stuff I don't touch anymore helps people swallow the pill of difference. One of my favorites is when someone asks you to eat/drink something you have banned from your diet, I just say: No thanks, that stuff hates my guts.(if you know what I mean) I've yet to see anyone push it with that answer. Or just go into techno-fitness-babble and they'll just smile and back away slowly. 1 Quote Current form: Chubby House Cat (lvl4) Weight objective: 20% S. 4 P. 6 E. 4 C. 7 I. 8 A. 4 L. 5 Battle log Current Challenge Handy linky. Link to comment
The Beard Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Thank you sir! I just had the lamest pun pop into my head: Why does the paleo diet ban grains? Because they're cereal killers! (hahaha, okay, I'll shut up now ) Ah yes, sillyness is a pretty good counter attack to those annoying comments. The most common perception when you are trying to get in shape is that you are going to turn into a health nut. I find that nerding out and making silly jokes about the stuff I don't touch anymore helps people swallow the pill of difference. One of my favorites is when someone asks you to eat/drink something you have banned from your diet, I just say: No thanks, that stuff hates my guts.(if you know what I mean) I've yet to see anyone push it with that answer. Or just go into techno-fitness-babble and they'll just smile and back away slowly. Puns (and the accompanying groans) are always appreciated! Using silliness is awesome! I used to use self-deprecating humor about my level of fitness (especially my man boobs) quite a bit, but now that those are going away I can channel that humor towards things like annoying comments that I hear! Quote Level 3 Bearded Assassin Str: 10 Dex: 9 Sta: 6 Con: 7 Wis: 4 Cha: 3 Current Challenge: Respawn Past Challenges: 1 2 3 Daily Battle Log Album "I'm not losing weight. I'm getting rid of it. I have no intention of ever finding it again." Link to comment
Vella Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Anyone read Terry Pratchett? I just remembered this hilarious passage in one of the Discworld books where the owners of a produce stall have all their dialog written the way their signs read. So there are apostrophes all over the place and the sentences end up having the wrong meaning and the communication gets totally silly. Can't remember the book, but it's so funny and gratifying at the same time. It was Going Postal, when Moist delivers the letter to the grocers' that has been waiting for ten years in the letters pile.... don't ask how many times I've read that book, or how familiar I am with the Pratchett canon. I just had the lamest pun pop into my head: Why does the paleo diet ban grains? Because they're cereal killers! (hahaha, okay, I'll shut up now ) Ah yes, sillyness is a pretty good counter attack to those annoying comments. The most common perception when you are trying to get in shape is that you are going to turn into a health nut. I find that nerding out and making silly jokes about the stuff I don't touch anymore helps people swallow the pill of difference. One of my favorites is when someone asks you to eat/drink something you have banned from your diet, I just say: No thanks, that stuff hates my guts.(if you know what I mean) I've yet to see anyone push it with that answer. Or just go into techno-fitness-babble and they'll just smile and back away slowly. Yay, puns!*groan*. Well done ... that pun was awful. Humour is one of my favourite methods of brushing off unwanted comments. Crisis averted, nobody gets offended, the conversation continues with a judiciously-placed topic change.It's when people don't give up that I get narky. Quote Previous challenges: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) Link to comment
Guest Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Puns (and the accompanying groans) are always appreciated! Using silliness is awesome! I used to use self-deprecating humor about my level of fitness (especially my man boobs) quite a bit, but now that those are going away I can channel that humor towards things like annoying comments that I hear!Pshaw, I have no time for sillyness. >.>Ahem.It is good to have a sense of humor about yourself. What's that saying? Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, he'll never cease to be amused? SOmething like that Quote Link to comment
Vella Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 What's that saying? Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, he'll never cease to be amused? SOmething like that ...oh, I like that one. >.> <.< *steals* 1 Quote Previous challenges: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) Link to comment
WeldingMommy Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Recently, like last month, I cut my hair super short. Q:*le gasp* Did you cut your hair?A:No it caught fire -_-' 1 Quote Link to comment
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