Jay87 Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 For fun complete the following sentence: "When life gives you lemons..." Quote Link to comment
Basement Cat Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 ..."make sure they can't read your puh-puh-puh pucker face" 2 Quote Current form: Chubby House Cat (lvl4) Weight objective: 20% S. 4 P. 6 E. 4 C. 7 I. 8 A. 4 L. 5 Battle log Current Challenge Handy linky. Link to comment
The Beard Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 ..."eat them!" I loooooove lemons!!! Quote Level 3 Bearded Assassin Str: 10 Dex: 9 Sta: 6 Con: 7 Wis: 4 Cha: 3 Current Challenge: Respawn Past Challenges: 1 2 3 Daily Battle Log Album "I'm not losing weight. I'm getting rid of it. I have no intention of ever finding it again." Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 ..."Use them as garnish for cocktails because they sell for much more money than lemonade." 1 Quote Link to comment
Sukiyo151 Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 ...use the juice to flavor your sweet potato mash. Yum! Quote Level 3 (Adventurer 2/Warrior 1) 8.5 STR | 2.0 DEX | 6.0 STA | 6.5 CON | 3.0 WIS | 3.0 CHAChallenge: 1 2Weightlifting log Link to comment
Flex Luthor Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 make lemonade? 1 Quote "I like you just the way you are" - Mr. Rogers In Br0din's name we gain. Link to comment
DChristian Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 ... find someone to whom life has given tequila. 4 Quote If your can't fix it with bacon, you're probably going to die.Obligatory Twitter link. Link to comment
Jay87 Posted January 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Haha I like the "give life a paper cut" one! Made me smile! Quote Link to comment
Lyra Rigby Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 .....throw them at flying monkeys! Quote Link to comment
Minty Keen Posted January 7, 2014 Report Share Posted January 7, 2014 Make sure they're not expired. Quote Primal ChaiRace: Human | Class: Adventurer [Level: 0 | STR 0 | DEX 0 | STA 0 | CON 0 | WIS 0 | CHA 0 ] "That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." - Christopher Hitchens Link to comment
ZalatwicZach Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 2 Quote Eli and the Timeline of Growth "Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic." ~ Anaïs Nin Link to comment
ZalatwicZach Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 make lemonade? Life better give your you sugar & water, too, or your Lemonade is gonna suck That's an old one, sorry The lemonade one is classic! Don't be so sour, RandMart (see what I did there?) Quote Eli and the Timeline of Growth "Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic." ~ Anaïs Nin Link to comment
Raxie Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 "ask life how exactly an anthropomorphic personification of something immaterial like life can give you a fruit." 3 Quote forty-seven: Raxie and the Joining of Unlike Things << previous challenges >> >> instagram || goodreads << Link to comment
cracked_belle Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 ... find someone to whom life has given tequila.^this! Quote there is never a sudden revelation, a complete and tidy explanation for why it happened, or why it ends, or Why or Who you are. you want one and I want one, but there isn't one. it comes in bits and pieces, and you stitch them together wherever they fit, and when you are done you hold yourself up, and still there are holes and you are a rag doll, invented, imperfect. and yet you are all that you have, so you must be Enough. there is no other way. ― Marya Hornbacher, Wasted: A Memoir of Anorexia and Bulimia Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 cut them into quarters and hide them among the oranges..... 2 Quote Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
samanmoran Posted January 8, 2014 Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 Say, "Thanks, Life! You just saved me 3 bucks." And then go stock up on garlic. Quote 42 ----Don't Chew what you should Eschew! Link to comment
Jay87 Posted January 8, 2014 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2014 cut them into quarters and hide them among the oranges..... I like how u think! There's something hilariously evil about this lol! Moohahaha! Quote Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 ... find someone to whom life has given tequila.And salt. Salt. Where's the F****n' salt?! Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Becoming-Bane Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 Make lemonade then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until you get the oranges you asked for. Quote In brightest day, In blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight, Let those who worship evils might, beware my power, GREEN LANTERNS LIGHT! Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 27, 2014 Report Share Posted January 27, 2014 ...be grateful it didn't give you heamorroids 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Catalina Rea Posted February 6, 2014 Report Share Posted February 6, 2014 ...you either a. throw them back at life's head or b. cut em up into slices, sugar-coat them, and eat them with some English Breakfast Tea. Quote ~*~*Catalina Rea*~*~ ~*.*.*~Race: Gnome | Class: Level 0 RebelAspiration: Druid WarriorLevel: 0Stats: STR 0 | DEX 0 | STA 0 | CON 0 | WIS | CHA 0~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "It's not about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Here's some gems (they're mine, though, don't touch): <><><><><> ~*.*.*~ Link to comment
A banana Posted February 6, 2014 Report Share Posted February 6, 2014 ...thank life for being so kind cause lemons are wonderful. Quote Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted February 8, 2014 Report Share Posted February 8, 2014 Keep calm Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
ytterbium Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Use them to wreck an enemy's carefully-tended compost pile. (Okay, not really, but comedy doesn't work if you rely on fact rather than common misconception.) Quote 5th challenge: Scouting as a scout, how novel Quest #4: Tumult, Turmoil, and erm, Turpentine? | Quest #3: The Brachiation Challenge of Death! | Queste the Seconde, in which rangerification occurs | My first quest, what which epic was.Level 5 troll rangerish scoutSTR: 7.75 | Dex: 4.5 | STA: 4 | CON: 4.5 | WIS: 9.5 | CHA: 2.5 Link to comment
Barfly Posted February 10, 2014 Report Share Posted February 10, 2014 Say thank you because, hey, free lemons 1 Quote The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
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