DarK_RaideR Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 Epic news is epic 2 Quote Lvl 65 Multitasker Link to comment
shaar Posted April 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 57 minutes ago, DarK_RaideR said: Epic news is epic The multi-level of punnery in this is pretty impressive..... Weekly Updates My only goal today is not to go batty berserker shitposting on Facebook at old co-workers who are doing a *~~*~**~Beachbody Three Day Refresh~*~**~**~*~*~ with their ShAkEoLoGy and something fiber something and eating 900 CALORIES OF FRUIT AND VEGGIES DAILY, that's all, no carbs (aside from veggies natch)(but let me tell you they don't even realize VEGETABLES have c a r b s zomg), no protein (oh wait that's in the teehee shakeology i hate that word shakeology btw got dang, p.s. mah dude getting a measly 40g of protein per day from your shakes makes me roflmao) DETOXIFY YOUR BODY OH WAIT DID YOU KNOW YOUR BODY HAS THINGS THAT DO THAT NATURALLY?!!?! THEY ARE CALLED O R G A N S *DOOTLY TRUMPETOUS FANFARE* BITCH YELL 'EM OUT!!! LIVER, KIDNEY, PANCREAAASSSSSSDFGF,. YOU DON'T NEED TO "D E T O X" YOUR FLESH SACK DOES IT SILENTLY FOR YOUR DUMB ASS EVERY DAY YOU'RE JUST GONNA COME OFF YOUR 900 CALORIES OF WATERMELON AND BINGE ON MIMOSAS AND CHEESE AND GET ALL THAT "D E T O X" RIGHT BACK WOW I REALLY GOT CARRIED AWAY THERE DIDN'T I Phew, hoo boy does nutritional misinformation get me heated. Injustice. Granted though these are the people that don't really know the definition of a carbohydrate or calorie and how they work in your body, and are content to be led around by the nose by what the Popular Diet tells you and look at the 5% of people that got results because they are already hardworking and dialed in to what they eat every other day besides the 3 you are filling your flesh sack with shakes and peapods alone. IT'S SO EASY THO, of course, lazy loserfaces. Eeeehhhehehehhehe I'm gonna go stick my head in our mini fridge now or something 8 Quote Tell me, if you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? Level ?? Bard & Monk of the Furious Heart STR.55 DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65 Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 Shakeology is the Empire. What do you expect of people still plugged into the Matrix? 2 Quote Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
Urgan Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 13 minutes ago, shaar said: My only goal today is not to go batty berserker shitposting on Facebook at old co-workers who are doing a *~~*~**~Beachbody Three Day Refresh~*~**~**~*~*~ with their ShAkEoLoGy and something fiber something and eating 900 CALORIES OF FRUIT AND VEGGIES DAILY, that's all, no carbs (aside from veggies natch)(but let me tell you they don't even realize VEGETABLES have c a r b s zomg), no protein (oh wait that's in the teehee shakeology i hate that word shakeology btw got dang, p.s. mah dude getting a measly 40g of protein per day from your shakes makes me roflmao) DETOXIFY YOUR BODY OH WAIT DID YOU KNOW YOUR BODY HAS THINGS THAT DO THAT NATURALLY?!!?! THEY ARE CALLED O R G A N S *DOOTLY TRUMPETOUS FANFARE* BITCH YELL 'EM OUT!!! LIVER, KIDNEY, PANCREAAASSSSSSDFGF,. YOU DON'T NEED TO "D E T O X" YOUR FLESH SACK DOES IT SILENTLY FOR YOUR DUMB ASS EVERY DAY YOU'RE JUST GONNA COME OFF YOUR 900 CALORIES OF WATERMELON AND BINGE ON MIMOSAS AND CHEESE AND GET ALL THAT "D E T O X" RIGHT BACK WOW I REALLY GOT CARRIED AWAY THERE DIDN'T I I needed this so bad today, like you don't know. A fool and his money are soon parted. The fool gets the good-feels that they Did Something for X whole days and the scam artists get a payday. Win-win. 3 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
shaar Posted April 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said: Shakeology is the Empire. What do you expect of people still plugged into the Matrix? The Matrix, relevant for so much these days!! 2 minutes ago, Urgan said: I needed this so bad today, like you don't know. A fool and his money are soon parted. The fool gets the good-feels that they Did Something for X whole days and the scam artists get a payday. Win-win. You know what the saddest part is, the SADDEST PART, is that it won't work for them and they will just be all, "Oh, it must be my metabolism isn't good enough/gluten allergy/insert bumfuckery excuse here" and they won't even realize it's just not... how that works. 4 Quote Tell me, if you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? Level ?? Bard & Monk of the Furious Heart STR.55 DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65 Link to comment
Urgan Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 13 minutes ago, shaar said: You know what the saddest part is, the SADDEST PART, is that it won't work for them and they will just be all, "Oh, it must be my metabolism isn't good enough/gluten allergy/insert bumfuckery excuse here" and they won't even realize it's just not... how that works. The root of it is that's the easiest path. Rather than dust yourself off and try something else, far easier to choose to be helpless. You can't change your [insert physiological process here]. 2 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
Sam Ashen Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 Hi! Long time! Did you also flee to the Daily Battle Log format? 1 Quote Classless Human Male Warrior - Introduction Height: 1.77m Weight: 93 kg Spoiler Current Maxes: (repsxkg) Squat: 10x122.3, 5x138.2, 3x147; 1x170 Bench Press: 10x79, 5x93, 1x102 Deadlift: 10x152, 5x192, 3x210, 1x229 Overhead Press: 10x52, 5x61, 1x70.3 Current Battle Log: 1707 Sam Ashen Summer Swole Program 2017 Challenges: 1701 1702 1703 1704 1705 Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1603 1604 1605 1606 1607 1609 1610 1611 1612 Daily Log:The Daily Grind Form Check: Stronglifts Olympic More FC's: Pistol Squats Want to play? MFPvP Link to comment
shaar Posted April 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sam Ashen said: Hi! Long time! Did you also flee to the Daily Battle Log format? AHA there you are!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, recycling stuff every 4 weeks got stressful/boring/to be a chore!! I'm being lazy here. I thought of you the other day; there is a challenge in my latest video game to eat a giant burger, then move on to a bigger burger, and an even bigger burger.... I haven't been able to do it because my Guts stat is too low!!!!! 4 Quote Tell me, if you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? Level ?? Bard & Monk of the Furious Heart STR.55 DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65 Link to comment
ixaera Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Urgan said: The root of it is that's the easiest path. Rather than dust yourself off and try something else, far easier to choose to be helpless. You can't change your [insert physiological process here]. *shakes fist in futile irritation* This is my mom in a nutshell. About nearly everything. It's so frustrating I could keel over. The number of times I have heard "I wish I could" associated WITH STUFF SHE CAN DO is too high to count effectively, and it's both angering and saddening because (while she's a special unicorn with amazing genes and will probably live forever anyway*) all I ever see is her health slowly decline in ways that could be helped. I've been hearing her "but I can't's" for so long that I remember it from when I was just 5 years old. *She's 75 this year, smoked for 28 years, has never been remotely active, tries fad diets for 3 days before announcing catastrophic failure and that she's a special case where it's just impossible, has had Type 2 since the 90's along with hypertension and high cholesterol for just as long, still in relatively decent/expected health for a 75 year old woman. vOv I hope this means I live to 110? 2 Quote Link to comment
Urgan Posted April 11, 2017 Report Share Posted April 11, 2017 People just don't wanna. 2 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
DarK_RaideR Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 15 hours ago, shaar said: Phew, hoo boy does nutritional misinformation get me heated. 4 Quote Lvl 65 Multitasker Link to comment
Urgan Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 5 hours ago, DarK_RaideR said: I wanna know the original Japanese line. What is the local equivalent, because it has to be great. 1 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
shaar Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 20 hours ago, Urgan said: People just don't wanna. TRUEFAX right here. K often brings home very similar stories from unhealthy whining co-workers... sheesh. 7 hours ago, DarK_RaideR said: YOU BRING ME SO MUCH SMILES (hoo boy) 2 hours ago, Urgan said: I wanna know the original Japanese line. What is the local equivalent, because it has to be great. Yare yare daze~ ("gimme a break") (shaar weeb level has increased, +1) 7 Quote Tell me, if you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? Level ?? Bard & Monk of the Furious Heart STR.55 DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65 Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 1 hour ago, shaar said: shaar weeb level has increased, +1) You can't add to infinity. 4 Quote Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
Urgan Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tanktimus the Encourager said: You can't add to infinity. Nuh uh! Infinity + 1! 3 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
shaar Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Urgan said: Nuh uh! Infinity + 1! 3 Quote Tell me, if you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? Level ?? Bard & Monk of the Furious Heart STR.55 DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65 Link to comment
zeroh13 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 18 minutes ago, Urgan said: Nuh uh! Infinity + 1! Infinity + Infinity 4 Quote Current Challenge: Zeroh, stick to the routine! Link to comment
Urgan Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 3 minutes ago, zeroh13 said: Infinity + Infinity And that's about when you do something like (Infinity + Infinity)^2 2 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
zeroh13 Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 8 minutes ago, Urgan said: And that's about when you do something like (Infinity + Infinity)^2 And then you call in someone who is much better at breaking math. I suppose you could toss in (Infinity + Infinity)^Infinity 2 Quote Current Challenge: Zeroh, stick to the routine! Link to comment
ixaera Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 11 minutes ago, Urgan said: And that's about when you do something like (Infinity + Infinity)^2 and eventually infinity^infinity Edit: aw butts ninja'd 2 Quote Link to comment
Urgan Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, zeroh13 said: And then you call in someone who is much better at breaking math. I suppose you could toss in (Infinity + Infinity)^Infinity 4 minutes ago, ixaera said: and eventually infinity^infinity Edit: aw butts ninja'd Shit escalates quickly on the blacktop. 2 Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
Sam Ashen Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 22 minutes ago, zeroh13 said: And then you call in someone who is much better at breaking math. How did I miss a math related threadjack? Guess what I have been so obsessed with the past couple of weeks??!? Torturing all of my friends with.... http://arithmetic.zetamac.com/ Zetamac the Stupid Arithmetic Game! Now posted here because we all know how much you love this stuff! 23 hours ago, Urgan said: People just don't wanna. This. 2 Quote Classless Human Male Warrior - Introduction Height: 1.77m Weight: 93 kg Spoiler Current Maxes: (repsxkg) Squat: 10x122.3, 5x138.2, 3x147; 1x170 Bench Press: 10x79, 5x93, 1x102 Deadlift: 10x152, 5x192, 3x210, 1x229 Overhead Press: 10x52, 5x61, 1x70.3 Current Battle Log: 1707 Sam Ashen Summer Swole Program 2017 Challenges: 1701 1702 1703 1704 1705 Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1603 1604 1605 1606 1607 1609 1610 1611 1612 Daily Log:The Daily Grind Form Check: Stronglifts Olympic More FC's: Pistol Squats Want to play? MFPvP Link to comment
shaar Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 20 minutes ago, Sam Ashen said: How did I miss a math related threadjack? Guess what I have been so obsessed with the past couple of weeks??!? Torturing all of my friends with.... http://arithmetic.zetamac.com/ Zetamac the Stupid Arithmetic Game! Now posted here because we all know how much you love this stuff! /bile rises in your throat as numbers swirl before your vision and you get inexplicably cold and clammy /you realize the words 'arithmetic' and 'game should never go together; clearly this is the devil's work Took the 30 second one. Got a 4. PEEEEEEEACE OUT NUMBERS B B B BYE 5 Quote Tell me, if you had the strength to take another step, could you do it? Level ?? Bard & Monk of the Furious Heart STR.55 DEX.43 STA.48 CON.51 WIS.53 CHA.65 Link to comment
Sam Ashen Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, shaar said: /bile rises in your throat as numbers swirl before your vision and you get inexplicably cold and clammy /you realize the words 'arithmetic' and 'game should never go together; clearly this is the devil's work At least I preceded all of that with "Stupid." 3 Quote Classless Human Male Warrior - Introduction Height: 1.77m Weight: 93 kg Spoiler Current Maxes: (repsxkg) Squat: 10x122.3, 5x138.2, 3x147; 1x170 Bench Press: 10x79, 5x93, 1x102 Deadlift: 10x152, 5x192, 3x210, 1x229 Overhead Press: 10x52, 5x61, 1x70.3 Current Battle Log: 1707 Sam Ashen Summer Swole Program 2017 Challenges: 1701 1702 1703 1704 1705 Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 1603 1604 1605 1606 1607 1609 1610 1611 1612 Daily Log:The Daily Grind Form Check: Stronglifts Olympic More FC's: Pistol Squats Want to play? MFPvP Link to comment
Urgan Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 19 minutes ago, shaar said: /bile rises in your throat as numbers swirl before your vision and you get inexplicably cold and clammy /you realize the words 'arithmetic' and 'game should never go together; clearly this is the devil's work Took the 30 second one. Got a 4. PEEEEEEEACE OUT NUMBERS B B B BYE Same. Quote Level 13 Shape-shifting Warrior Monk STR:45 | DEX:18 | STA:10 | CON:37 | WIS:37 | CHA:27 The stronger the body the more it obeys, the weaker the body the more it commands. -- Siegmund Klein Battle Log : MFP : Instagram : Challenges - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 Link to comment
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