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omg, see I wasnt scared of spiders, but you two with those fist sized monsters...I'm going to have nightmares, I hope my bodyguard is well rested, bc I'm going to spend all night having him hunt and kill all the arachnids.

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Eeeeeeeek!!!!!! :o

 

Holy fuck! I'm never going to Australia. Like, ever.  I wouldn't be surprised if you guys just threw a saddle over those f*ckers and used them as a mode of transport. No, I think I'll stick with our tame boring little besties over here thank you very much. *shudders*

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Pfft what lame ass country do you guys come from where you CANT ride your spiders....

Hell, in Australia spider rides you ;)

I just recently moved to Canada and haven't seen many ride worthy spiders.

 

I keep asking my wife where all the polar bears are, once I find them maybe I'll saddle one. :D

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Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue

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So, so glad I live in Maine.  The state where nature (almost) never tries to kill you and everything has the proper number of legs and isn't poisonous.

 

How about those winters?

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Building a better Raev, part 1.

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Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue

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Pfft what lame ass country do you guys come from where you CANT ride your spiders....

Hell, in Australia spider rides you ;)

 

I'm no arachnologist, but I believe that spiders riding you is precisely the problem that people have with them.

 

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How about those winters?

Pffft....  Winter was nothing this year...  except for the fact that the average temp was less than 10 F...  and the snow that my kids would be lost in...  But, no spiders/scorpions/zombies to worry about.  

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STR: 2, DEX: 1, STA: 3, CON: 3, WIS: 2, CHA: 3

"If these people tell this story to their children as they sleep; then maybe someday they'll see a hero is just a man who knows he is free."

Good night and joy be to you all ~Jitters The. Clown

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Pffft....  Winter was nothing this year...  except for the fact that the average temp was less than 10 F...  and the snow that my kids would be lost in...  But, no spiders/scorpions/zombies to worry about.  

exactly!! I'd pick winter any day :) 

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Even those. As long as your hands are big enough and you have the technique down.

Palm the under side and grip it with your middle, ring and little finger (like a false grip), grab the upper part (with the hooks) close to the hooks with your index finger underneath and thumb over the hooks, drag the thumb toward you and twist a bit; 2-3 hooks should take one pull, the 4 hook beasts take 2.

 

I'll keep that in mind.   I've only dated one woman who was, shall we say blessed, enough to need a 4-hook bra.  If I ever encounter one again now I'll know. 

 

2-3 hooks is a cakewalk though.  I have big enough hands I can just snap my fingers and they come off.  Literally, that's the motion that gets them off easiest.  Snapping your fingers.  

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They're good for skiing, snowshoeing, snowball fights, and other fun things.  I've got no problem with winter.

Skiing zombies....

 

 

 

I reckon our spiders could unleash a bra. :)

Scaring a woman so bad she runs out of her bra doesn't count...

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I'll keep that in mind.   I've only dated one woman who was, shall we say blessed, enough to need a 4-hook bra.  If I ever encounter one again now I'll know. 

 

2-3 hooks is a cakewalk though.  I have big enough hands I can just snap my fingers and they come off.  Literally, that's the motion that gets them off easiest.  Snapping your fingers.  

It's something I've always been able to do since I was younger. Can't really recall how I found out I could do it though. My partner loves/hates it in equal measure because we will be sat down on the couch playing videogames or watching tv and I'll do it without warning. Although she does have the option to tickle me, that makes me squirm and flail

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5c is considered Spring here

 

Yeah, we hit that, and I'm in board shorts and a Hawaiian shirt.  

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STR: 2, DEX: 1, STA: 3, CON: 3, WIS: 2, CHA: 3

"If these people tell this story to their children as they sleep; then maybe someday they'll see a hero is just a man who knows he is free."

Good night and joy be to you all ~Jitters The. Clown

Current Challange: New Challenges Ahead!

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It's something I've always been able to do since I was younger. Can't really recall how I found out I could do it though. My partner loves/hates it in equal measure because we will be sat down on the couch playing videogames or watching tv and I'll do it without warning. Although she does have the option to tickle me, that makes me squirm and flail

LOL... I love doing this... I'll make it worse by being all nice and lovey-dovey... then snap... and the almost immediate "Ahhh... I hate you.."

 

Yeah, I live up to the sour patch kid nick name...

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Oh and winter, yeah nah, you guys are amazing living in sub zero temperatures. Anything below 5c is hell freezing over.

 

5c?  Christ, I've worn shorts in that.

(That's about 41 Fahrenheit for the American folk)

 

This last winter we saw wind chills taking us to negative 51c

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Building a better Raev, part 1.

Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF%

Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue

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5c?  Christ, I've worn shorts in that.

(That's about 41 Fahrenheit for the American folk)

 

This last winter we saw wind chills taking us to negative 51c

41... I've worn shorts in that...

 

Negative 51c.... now you see why I live in Florida.. :-)

"Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi-

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41 is a nice temp. I don't wear shorts at that temp but I do tend to go out without a coat if I'm not going to be out for extended periods. I like cold weather though. Hot weather and sunshine is a problem for me. 

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