Frost of the Gloaming Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 Meh as long as I can still do my 15ks and half marathons it's all good Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Mark D Posted December 22, 2015 Report Share Posted December 22, 2015 What is this running of which you speak? Aside from sprinting to the power rack so you can squat before the bro gets there to curl.... 3 My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 You guys need to do a Hash, it's a game where you all meet at a pre-determined point, everyone drinks a beer* and a Hare gets elected, the Hare heads out with a bag of flour and leaves a trail behind him, the goal is to have the group (hounds) not catch him/her so you leave false trails and go through the roughest terrain possible, normally at the halfway point someone stashes a cooler and the hounds have to drink a beer before they can start chasing the Hare again, at the end there is of course more beer and songs, and all sorts of silly rules that if you break you have to drink/sing, drink beer out of a shoe; and of course there is the awful nicknames that if you don't use you have to drink meaning if someone is named "Ass Pocket" and you call his/her real name you have to drink and I don't mean good beer, I mean the cheapest nastiest stuff that you can find $10 a 30 rack stuff * It's always a good idea to designate a DD(s) 1 Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Mark D Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 You guys need to do a Hash, it's a game where you all meet at a pre-determined point, everyone drinks a beer* and a Hare gets elected, the Hare heads out with a bag of flour and leaves a trail behind him, the goal is to have the group (hounds) not catch him/her so you leave false trails and go through the roughest terrain possible, normally at the halfway point someone stashes a cooler and the hounds have to drink a beer before they can start chasing the Hare again, at the end there is of course more beer and songs, and all sorts of silly rules that if you break you have to drink/sing, drink beer out of a shoe; and of course there is the awful nicknames that if you don't use you have to drink meaning if someone is named "Ass Pocket" and you call his/her real name you have to drink and I don't mean good beer, I mean the cheapest nastiest stuff that you can find $10 a 30 rack stuff * It's always a good idea to designate a DD(s) We used to play Quarters in college, back when the drinking age was 18. For the uninitiated, in quarters you bounce a quarter off the table into a glass of beer. if you get it in, you designate someone at the table to drink the beer. If you miss, you can try again or pass. If you try and miss, you drink the beer, if you get it in you designate. The real fun comes from forbidden words and gestures though. For instance, we used to play where you couldn't point to the designee with your finger, you had to point with your elbow, and the following words were forbidden (with the words you had to use in parenthesis: drink (consume) quarter (coin) glass (container) beer (beverage) table (platform). Of course the more beverage you consumed, the more difficult this became. Hilarity ensued. Until we got kicked out of the bar for making a mess that is. 1 My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ah yea Quarters, Asshole, flip cup...... I need to do some heavy drinking Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Mark D Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ah yea Quarters, Asshole, flip cup...... I need to do some heavy drinking Boot-A-Bout - Pass the pitcher around the table and drink from it (glassed would be MUCH too civilized). Whoever finishes it, the person who passed it to him has to buy the next one. Beer-Hunter - Based on the Russian Roulette scene from the movie Deer Hunter. Two contestants are blindfolded. A six-pack (cans, and ponies preferred) is ceremonially removed from the rings. One can is shaken, and they're mixed up. Blindfolds are removed and contestants take turns selecting a can, holding it under the nose, and popping the top. Whoever gets a bath must drink whatever is opened. Do not EVER play this in your own home. My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Hmmm we have a giant glass boot, that could work I may have to try that with soda over the summer, not to drink but just to make a gigantic mess out in the back yard Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Mark D Posted December 23, 2015 Report Share Posted December 23, 2015 Oh, there are more drinking games. I'm proving I had a mis-spent youth...... First game placed under spoilers for profanity, you have been warned.... Bullshit - Each participant gets a -shit name (horseshit, dogshit, etc). You begin with someone saying "Somebody shit in the parlor" to which all respond "Who shit?" and he replies (for instance) "Horseshit", the person who has that name then immediately responds "Bullshit!" and everyone asks "Who shit" to which Horseshit responds with someone else (for instance Catshit). Continue until someone screws up. If you fail to respond when you're accused of befouling the parlor you drink. If you name the person who named YOU, you drink. If you name someone that doesn't exist (for instance batshit when there is no batshit in the game) you drink. If you're laughing to hard to respond you drink. This last happens when people pick names like softshit, shitshit, caterpillarshit, etc. Again, as drinking continues it gets more difficult. Drinking for dollars - Pass a pitcher around, drop a quarter into it, and drink what you want. Want the money in the pitcher? Chug it. The trick being to take the tiniest sip each go-round, until the money in the bottom of an almost full pitcher becomes enough to overcome the fact that you'll be reverse-drinking it shortly. (For the more innocent among us, reverse-drinking occurs when the volume of fluid consumed exceeds the stomach's capacity to hold said fluid and it comes back up. Beer is often still foamy.) Then, if your goal is simply to get plastered: A shot of beer a minute. Doesn't sound like much, an ounce-and-a-half of beer. That's a can/bottle every eight minutes. A six-pack every 48 minutes. A case of beer in 3 hours and 12 minutes. I saw two guys do this at a party once. It wasn't pretty. Oh, that minute between shots of beer? The clock doesn't stop because you need to go to the bathroom. At age 52 I no longer drink in order to get sh*tfaced, I learned a long time ago that they can make it a lot faster than I can drink it. I drink beer, wine or whiskey (Scotch or Irish usually) because I enjoy it, and I know how much is enough. Sometimes wisdom accompanies age, but sometimes age comes solo. And if I may suggest the next manly topic, how about cigars????? My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 I'm on board if we include pipes with cigars. For Cigars I prefer Macanudo, they made a maduro for a while that I really liked. I find the cigars I like best are from the Dominican Republic. I truly prefer pipes though. I have several, including some corn cob, briar, and one clay. Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
wildross Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 My chest is fairly well developed (muscle, not man boobs). My wife was wondering if I would fill out an A cup. Which was weird. "I don't think they make bras in 50A" I was worried there for a minute..... 2 Warriors don't count reps and sets. They count tons. My psychologist weighs 45 pounds, has an iron soul and sits on the end of a bar Tally Sheet for 2019 Encouragement for older members: Chronologically Blessed Group; Encouragement for newbie lifters: When we were weaker Link to comment
Endor Posted December 24, 2015 Report Share Posted December 24, 2015 My chest is fairly well developed (muscle, not man boobs). My wife was wondering if I would fill out an A cup. Which was weird. "I don't think they make bras in 50A" I was worried there for a minute..... http://www.biggerbras.com/catalog/category/bras/bra-size/50a/ still a few hours left for a Christmas gift!!! 2 Endor, LVL 45 Half-Elf Ranger PR and Motivation Log | Current Battle Log Feb-March 2022 Challenge Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted December 25, 2015 Report Share Posted December 25, 2015 My chest is fairly well developed (muscle, not man boobs). My wife was wondering if I would fill out an A cup. Which was weird. "I don't think they make bras in 50A" I was worried there for a minute.....I believe you want a bro, not a bra. 1 Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 stupid things you should be able to do but can't/don't: I have to make a schedule for my meal plan, as in I have to set an alarm clock to tell myself to eat, or else I won't and I will get light headed, cranky and all the other fun problems I have been having...... Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted February 1, 2016 Report Share Posted February 1, 2016 stupid things you should be able to do but can't/don't: I have to make a schedule for my meal plan, as in I have to set an alarm clock to tell myself to eat, or else I won't and I will get light headed, cranky and all the other fun problems I have been having...... I have the opposite problem. I think about food all day every day. 1 Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
Hit Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 stupid things you should be able to do but can't/don't:stand up to pee. It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
Mark D Posted February 2, 2016 Report Share Posted February 2, 2016 stand up to pee.I do that just fine thank you. My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 I think if we gave women the ability to pee standing up just for one day they would be wicked jealous the rest of their lives, seriously it's so nice to be able to go behind a tree on a trail run and discreetly water the plants 2 Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 I grew up out in the country. One of my biggest complaints about living in town is having to go inside to pee. Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
Bullroarer Took Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 I live in town having grown up in the country. My wife has made her peace with me peeing in the backyard in the privacy fence but still gets angry about the front yard. 1 "For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm." Just remember that Scooty Puff jr sucks! Link to comment
Hit Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 I think if we gave women the ability to pee standing up just for one day they would be wicked jealous the rest of their lives it's the only thing I miss. It's the moose on the inside that counts. Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted February 9, 2016 Report Share Posted February 9, 2016 it's the only thing I miss. Didn't they have the standing-pee cup on the market somewhere a long time ago? 1 Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
Bullroarer Took Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 When your pregnant wife asks you how much you think she weighs don't guess... 3 "For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm." Just remember that Scooty Puff jr sucks! Link to comment
insanity Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 When your pregnant wife asks you how much you think she weighs don't guess...That sounds like there's no right answer... including silence... "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Phytomancer Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 As a person with no experience with anything close to having a pregnant wife, I plan to just keep saying "I love you" with puppy eyes until she stops asking. Phytomancer and The Way of The South East Level: 8 STR 15 | DEX 6 | STA 9 | CON 9 | WIS 9 | CHA 7 Level 1: Evil Minion Training | Level 2: Spy of the Seven Kingdoms Level 3: Shrines of Viruna | Level 4: Impending Storm | Level 5: Respawns | Level 6: Green Villains Level7: Returns to Battle Spoiler Pushup: 11.2% 11.2% Green: 11.2% 11.2% Sweets: 11% 11% Link to comment
Bullroarer Took Posted February 10, 2016 Report Share Posted February 10, 2016 Also when she says you are forgiven for making her self conscious about her weight because you brought home ice cream... you should not point out the logical problem with that. When will I stop making true but unhelpful statements. 6 "For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm." Just remember that Scooty Puff jr sucks! Link to comment
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