MariahSnow Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Ok guys, seriously it sounds like you've never seen naked people before. Bodies don't become gross just because they're old. Nor do boobs become disgusting because they have implants. Maybe she had breast cancer? If you're that prudish and easily offended then stop judging and turn the other way. Let people play with hair dryers. It wasn't so much that the boobs were gross, it was just that they were somewhat anachronistic on her body. Perhaps she did have cancer, I hadn't thought of that. I guess the biggest thing for me was not her body or her boobs or anything else, but the fact that she walked up and said, "hello!" while she was topless. If anyone did that to me, I'd be a little bit shocked regardless of who they were and what they looked like. Perhaps I'm prudish in thinking that the locker room is not the time for conversation with someone you don't know very well who isn't fully dressed. Amazon Warrior 29, F, 5'11 ft, 159lbs #1, #2, #3, #4, #5 Link to comment
Frost of the Gloaming Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 kind of morbid, but what's going to happen to her "boobs" when the rest of her body starts to decay after she dies? Are they going to be water balloons remaining on her skeleton? Between a rock and a hard place, use our finger nails to climb, it's all we know.......... Daily Mile Perfer et obdura: Dolor hic tibi proderit olim Link to comment
Barfly Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 You kids get off my lawn! 1 The past is only smoke in a dream. Lvl 6 Ranger Berzerker STR 9 DEX 4 STA 9 CON 8 WIS 2 CHA 8 Barfly ain't even tryin'... Link to comment
Missmouse Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 If I'm not mistaken, that'll be taken care of at the Funeral Home, if she goes the casket route = they don't go in the ground with her I have a friend who's a Funeral Director; I can ask if you'd like?I now NEED to know the answer to this question. Life, Love and Lifting - My Third ChallengeSnatchin', snackin' and snarkin' - My Second ChallengeMomentum, Macros and Menfolk - My First Challenge Link to comment
insanity Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 My mistake ... It's easier just to leave 'em be The only things that are removed - outside of organ donations, of course, and those are done at the hospital right after the person passes away - are pacemakers, and that's only if the body is to be cremated, as the battery can explode in the furnace TMYKSo basically, before I die, I need to implant batteries all over myself? 1 "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Guzzi Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 The number of times I've heard my boyfriend gripe about this. Especially the old dude with the hair dryer. Goodness.............You might be thinking that it was gross because she has old boobs. Au contraire my friends, she had porno-style implants, like the ones that look kind of hard, really wide apart, and they're more like grapefruits stuck to your chest than half-spheres like boobs are supposed to be....I nearly ended myself reading those! And it's so true, self acceptance comes with age. Nearly everybody under 30 has issues with their body whilst nobody over 60 gives a shit. (<---- and we could all learn a thing or two from them) Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Why not? Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 It wasn't so much that the boobs were gross, it was just that they were somewhat anachronistic on her body. Perhaps she did have cancer, I hadn't thought of that. I guess the biggest thing for me was not her body or her boobs or anything else, but the fact that she walked up and said, "hello!" while she was topless. If anyone did that to me, I'd be a little bit shocked regardless of who they were and what they looked like. Perhaps I'm prudish in thinking that the locker room is not the time for conversation with someone you don't know very well who isn't fully dressed.Just don't make eye contact 1 Long Term Goals: Spoiler 200# 245# Snatch 300# Clean and Jerk 380# 465# Back Squat 450# 500# Deadlift Planche Human Flag Front Lever 285# Log Clean and Press 1k Row under 3:20 Back Flip Bodyweight Turkish Get-up For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for the present life and the life to come. 1 Timothy 4:8 Never compromise. Link to comment
Omega v1.1 Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 And had I had a penis I would totally play with a hair dryer. You wouldn't be saying that if you'd heard Penn Jillette's blow dryer story. 1 I believe that the definition of definition is reinvention. My returning challenge Link to comment
Mad Hatter Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 I'd be ok with a hair dryer. Straightening iron on the other hand... 1 Link to comment
Omega v1.1 Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 I'd be ok with a hair dryer. Straightening iron on the other hand... Yikes! I believe that the definition of definition is reinvention. My returning challenge Link to comment
Obitim Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Just don't make eye contact Eye contact all the time...otherwise they may...wander Link to comment
Artinum Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 So basically, before I die, I need to implant batteries all over myself? Go with fireworks. Much more impressive! What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
insanity Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Go with fireworks. Much more impressive!True... but the kind I like would be hard to implant... Edit: Side note, we actually buried my brother with fireworks, nothing that could go boom... but fireworks none the less. 3 "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Raev Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 So, we went for the consult at the new gym. The trainer talked through things with me and ultimately decided that I knew what I was talking about with my fitness goals, what I'm doing to get there and what my nutrition looked like. He's going to work with me on form and suggested I add in some direct core work and mobilization drills to help my lifts. Then he gets to my wife. "Ma'am, what goal do you have?""I used to have an epic, perfect ass. I don't anymore. So, I want an epic ass again. That's my goal. I want a perfect squat ass." He looked at her stunned at her reply. I loved it. 7 level 4 Gnoll warrior STR 6|DEX 5|STA 4|CON 5|WIS 5|CHA 2 Building a better Raev, part 1. Goal: working set of 350# squat, 235# bench, 370# deadlift, 15% or lower BF% Fix slight pelvic tilt, reinforce lower back to help disc issue Link to comment
insanity Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 You could just be cremated & shot out of a cannon like Hunter S Thompson I've requested that my remains be fed to sharksThis will most likely be done on a large party boat off the Atlantic coast of Florida, so there will be Jimmy Buffett, Bob Marley, assorted flavors of funk & reggae playing during the day, with a little more jamband & metal towards the evening, finally ending with "For Those About to Rock" and some real cannon and fireworks to end the celebrationMy way out... In the related... I'm going to Japan... sometime... I don't know when but it just jumped up to the top of my bucket list... "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Just don't make eye contactYes, because eye contact with porno boobs can be hazardous. Especially if it's cold out. Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Oramac Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 Well yesterday I was changing out of my work clothes in the locker room, and this elderly Asian guy comes and starts talking to me, which isn't really a big deal. Except he barely speaks English, so I have to lip read to even hope to understand him. Still not really a big deal. I do that a lot since my hearing isn't awesome. The kicker was that he was wearing nothing but a WAAAY too small pair of tighty whiteys. Nothing else. Seriously. "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 It's amazing what you will see working at a pool. I'm glad I wear dark glasses, but my gaping mouth would give me away.I'm sorry guys but pert boobies at whatever age are better than old man nuts hanging out of the budgie smugglers. It was like, seriously dude you aren't smuggling very well, your budgies are loose! 2 Wait! What............? Link to comment
wildross Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 It's amazing what you will see working at a pool. I'm glad I wear dark glasses, but my gaping mouth would give me away.I'm sorry guys but pert boobies at whatever age are better than old man nuts hanging out of the budgie smugglers. It was like, seriously dude you aren't smuggling very well, your budgies are loose! haven't heard that one since I got laid off by MacquarieSent from my SCH-I925 using Tapatalk 1 Warriors don't count reps and sets. They count tons. My psychologist weighs 45 pounds, has an iron soul and sits on the end of a bar Tally Sheet for 2019 Encouragement for older members: Chronologically Blessed Group; Encouragement for newbie lifters: When we were weaker Link to comment
Oramac Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 It's amazing what you will see working at a pool. I'm glad I wear dark glasses, but my gaping mouth would give me away.I'm sorry guys but pert boobies at whatever age are better than old man nuts hanging out of the budgie smugglers. It was like, seriously dude you aren't smuggling very well, your budgies are loose! I worked as a lifeguard at a very nice pool for 6 years. I can absolutely confirm this statement! Also, God bless whoever invented mirrored sunglasses. 1 "Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back." - Captain Malcolm Reynolds Current Challenge Also, I Agree With Tank™ Link to comment
matty_mcfly Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 Love my gym. I think we've all seen this guy in the gym. Don't be this guy. Sent from my SCH-I545 using Tapatalk 3 "I can. I will. I must." 3rd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Strongman; Spoiler 2nd Challenge - The One Where I Pretend To Be a Triathlete; 1st Challenge - The One Where I Move North of Vag; My Daily Battle Log Link to comment
Chris56Ryan Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Well I have no complaints about anything dangling around in a locker room, probably because I give as good as I get. Just raised like that I guess, you should see the sights after one of our family soccer games in the locker room after 10 plus guys chatting about the game ranging from 20's to 50's free as a breeze. 4 Race: Undead Gnoll | Class: Ranger [Level: 3 | STR 4 | DEX 2 | STA 4 | CON 4 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 ]Intro: And Breath.. Challenges: #1,#2,#3(FAIL),#4You don't drown by falling in the water, you drown by staying there.-Edwin Louis Cole Link to comment
Guzzi Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Well I have no complaints about anything dangling around in a locker room, probably because I give as good as I get. Just raised like that I guess, you should see the sights after one of our family soccer games in the locker room after 10 plus guys chatting about the game ranging from 20's to 50's free as a breeze.^^^^^ We should all be more like this. Personally, I have no shame. They took both my shame and my dignity off me when I went into hospital and have me a receipt, but damn the bloody NHS! They seem to have lost 'em. Nope. No shame here. 4 Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Mad Hatter Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Shame is way overrated 4 Link to comment
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