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Ok guys, seriously it sounds like you've never seen naked people before. Bodies don't become gross just because they're old. Nor do boobs become disgusting because they have implants. Maybe she had breast cancer? If you're that prudish and easily offended then stop judging and turn the other way. Let people play with hair dryers. :)

 

It wasn't so much that the boobs were gross, it was just that they were somewhat anachronistic on her body. Perhaps she did have cancer, I hadn't thought of that. I guess the biggest thing for me was not her body or her boobs or anything else, but the fact that she walked up and said, "hello!" while she was topless. If anyone did that to me, I'd be a little bit shocked regardless of who they were and what they looked like. Perhaps I'm prudish in thinking that the locker room is not the time for conversation with someone you don't know very well who isn't fully dressed.

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If I'm not mistaken, that'll be taken care of at the Funeral Home, if she goes the casket route = they don't go in the ground with her

 

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My mistake ... It's easier just to leave 'em be

 

The only things that are removed - outside of organ donations, of course, and those are done at the hospital right after the person passes away - are pacemakers, and that's only if the body is to be cremated, as the battery can explode in the furnace

 

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So basically, before I die, I need to implant batteries all over myself?

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The number of times I've heard my boyfriend gripe about this. Especially the old dude with the hair dryer. Goodness......

.......You might be thinking that it was gross because she has old boobs. Au contraire my friends, she had porno-style implants, like the ones that look kind of hard, really wide apart, and they're more like grapefruits stuck to your chest than half-spheres like boobs are supposed to be....

I nearly ended myself reading those! :D

And it's so true, self acceptance comes with age. Nearly everybody under 30 has issues with their body whilst nobody over 60 gives a shit. (<---- and we could all learn a thing or two from them)

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It wasn't so much that the boobs were gross, it was just that they were somewhat anachronistic on her body. Perhaps she did have cancer, I hadn't thought of that. I guess the biggest thing for me was not her body or her boobs or anything else, but the fact that she walked up and said, "hello!" while she was topless. If anyone did that to me, I'd be a little bit shocked regardless of who they were and what they looked like. Perhaps I'm prudish in thinking that the locker room is not the time for conversation with someone you don't know very well who isn't fully dressed.

Just don't make eye contact

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Go with fireworks. Much more impressive!

True... but the kind I like would be hard to implant...

 

Edit: Side note, we actually buried my brother with fireworks, nothing that could go boom... but fireworks none the less.

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So, we went for the consult at the new gym.  The trainer talked through things with me and ultimately decided that I knew what I was talking about with my fitness goals, what I'm doing to get there and what my nutrition looked like.  He's going to work with me on form and suggested I add in some direct core work and mobilization drills to help my lifts.

 

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Just don't make eye contact

Yes, because eye contact with porno boobs can be hazardous. Especially if it's cold out. :pirate:

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Well yesterday I was changing out of my work clothes in the locker room, and this elderly Asian guy comes and starts talking to me, which isn't really a big deal.  Except he barely speaks English, so I have to lip read to even hope to understand him.  Still not really a big deal.  I do that a lot since my hearing isn't awesome.  

 

The kicker was that he was wearing nothing but a WAAAY too small pair of tighty whiteys.  Nothing else.  Seriously.  

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It's amazing what you will see working at a pool. I'm glad I wear dark glasses, but my gaping mouth would give me away.

I'm sorry guys but pert boobies at whatever age are better than old man nuts hanging out of the budgie smugglers. It was like, seriously dude you aren't smuggling very well, your budgies are loose!

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It's amazing what you will see working at a pool. I'm glad I wear dark glasses, but my gaping mouth would give me away.

I'm sorry guys but pert boobies at whatever age are better than old man nuts hanging out of the budgie smugglers. It was like, seriously dude you aren't smuggling very well, your budgies are loose!

haven't heard that one since I got laid off by Macquarie

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It's amazing what you will see working at a pool. I'm glad I wear dark glasses, but my gaping mouth would give me away.

I'm sorry guys but pert boobies at whatever age are better than old man nuts hanging out of the budgie smugglers. It was like, seriously dude you aren't smuggling very well, your budgies are loose!

 

I worked as a lifeguard at a very nice pool for 6 years.  I can absolutely confirm this statement!  Also, God bless whoever invented mirrored sunglasses.  

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Well I have no complaints about anything dangling around in a locker room, probably because I give as good as I get. Just raised like that I guess, you should see the sights after one of our family soccer games in the locker room after 10 plus guys chatting about the game ranging from 20's to 50's free as a breeze.
 
 

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Well I have no complaints about anything dangling around in a locker room, probably because I give as good as I get. Just raised like that I guess, you should see the sights after one of our family soccer games in the locker room after 10 plus guys chatting about the game ranging from 20's to 50's free as a breeze.

^^^^^ We should all be more like this. Personally, I have no shame. They took both my shame and my dignity off me when I went into hospital and have me a receipt, but damn the bloody NHS! They seem to have lost 'em.

Nope. No shame here.

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