Terinatum Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 The shame be placed upon thine head, brother. Thou hast bedded another whilst thou givest false testimony to thine neighbors. Thou hast to speak for the truth of thine actions. What?! Nothing, then? So be it. Hearest the people! Thou art forsaken for the length of a fortnight. No one shall giveth thee refuge or sustenance. Mine place willest be at thy table under what was once thy home, for the duration of the exile to protect thine family from further shame and isolation. Go now, and speak with God and findeth thy lighted path once more. Quote The Way Better Now than Back Then Better Now than Later On Link to comment
Guzzi Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Art? You call that art? I don't care how famous Damien Hirst is, a dead shark in a tank of formaldehyde is NOT art!!! I can't believe I ever valued your opinion in such matters! 1 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Lalie Fanyarendil Posted August 18, 2014 Report Share Posted August 18, 2014 Are you crazy? Of COURSE we still have to worry about sharks here! There are sharks that can live in fresh water too. And there's other sharks that can live on dry land! In fact, the majority of shark attacks take place at least twenty-five miles away from any body of water. Go ahead and ignore me, but it's your funeral. Quote Level 2 Elf Assassin Str: 4 | Dex: 5 | Sta: 3 | Con: 2 | Wis: 4 | Cha: 3 "When people called me freak, I closed my eyes and laughed, because they were blind to happiness." --hide First challenge! Second challenge! Third challenge! Link to comment
Osla Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Your hair is so dry! Why haven't you used the leave in conditioner I bought you? Do you really want disgusting straw for hair?! I may as well be talking to the wall. (heeeeey) 1 Quote XOXO ~ Osla Level 4 Elf Adventurer Current Challenge My character 1st, 2nd, STR 5 DEX 4 STA 2 CON 9 WIS 6 CHA 5 Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Next time you might like to use a straw! Look at this mess, chocolate milk all over the car because you had to open the carton, instead of using a small apparatus that helps prevent this from happening. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
House Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 I didn't want milk! I wanted silk! Why can't you ever hear anything I say correctly?!? Quote BattlelogSpreadsheet: House Notes Link to comment
SugarRay Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Silk is the absolute worst material to use when creating a superhero's cape. A superhero needs a tough, rugged cape that's actually useful for something! Seriously, House..? Are you trying to make the next generation of superheroes into.. into ballerinas or something?! I will absolutely not stand by and watch the future of superheroes be tarnished by silk capes! Quote SugarRay - Lycan - MonkLevel 4 - STR : 5 | DEX : 8 | STA : 3 | CON : 5 | WIS : 8 | CHA : 1 Challenges: No. 1 - No.2 - No.3 - No.3: SugarRay's Comeback Match. Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Through your thoughtless actions and selfish ways you have tarnished the reputation of this family. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Guzzi Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Actions speak louder than words. You say you're sorry, but I don't see anything that makes me believe you. I think you're just giving me flannel! Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Will you please clean that grunge out of the fish tank, how those little buggars are still alive is beyond me! Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Gwenhwyfar Posted August 29, 2014 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 How DARE you try to eat those fish! Fish are friends, not food!!! Quote <p>Gwenhwyfar, level 0 Wild elf adventurerSTR 0|DEX 0|STA 0|CON 0|WIS 0|CHA 0 Link to comment
Shortgorilla Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Don't you bring DARE into this! That program helped keep me clean on the mean streets of my podunk little home town when I was growing up in hard times! You take it back, you miscreant! Quote PVP Challenge (Deadlift and OHP): http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/69895-shorts-race-for-the-big-two-ongoing-challenge/ My Battle Log: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/44606-shortgorilla-is-fat/ Link to comment
Maj. Bloodnok Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 INSANE!!?!?!?! How dare you call me insane! You're just jealous because I can rock a pith helmet and have a collection of singing potatoes! *walks off muttering* I told 'em, I told 'em... millenium hand an' shrimp, buggrit buggrit buggrit... 1 Quote "If you get into trouble, you can always eat something, blow something up, or throw penguins." - Jim Henson Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 How many times must I ask you to put on a helmet before you ride! Talk about repeating oneself! Just put the bloody helmet on or put the bike away. Your choice. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Fearkiller Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Hey, I'm not buying the New York Times.I just don't like the paper, okay?! Quote "There is beauty in hardship / There are poems in grief" -Assemblage 23, Damaged | STR:2.25 | DEX:2.25 | STA:2 | CON:1.25 | CHA:3.25 | WIS:7 | A place I will collect my woots - if I remember Challenges | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15.1 | 15.2 | Milythaels' HOoRAY for which I am grateful | Today, right now, I am alive. And that is good. It is amazing the power of those small gestures of love and kindness have on our lives. <3 - Liberator "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stiched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs, Magical thinking:True stories "Pick up the pieces and keep going, one painfully slow step at a time." - Hiraedd the twice-risen, hamadryad. "Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary." - Leon Trotsky "Let me think about the people I care about the most, and when they fail or disappoint me, I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them. Let me extend that generosity to myself." zefrank1, An Invocation for Beginnings "I don't feel guilty for wanting. That's like being mad because you have to breathe or pee. It just is." Someone in Reddit "If you do strange things, strange things will happen!" "That's it! Now go make something beautiful." -Jake Parker Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Why the bloody hell did you not stop the dog eating my Chucks? Look at them, they're ruined, and you just sat there and did nothing. I can't tell you how thoughtless you can be at times. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
SugarRay Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 The Times is a useless newspaper! I don't care if it's the originator of the Times New Roman font! It's just a silly tabloid like the rest of them. You can't trust any media outlets nowadays, don't be so gullible! Quote SugarRay - Lycan - MonkLevel 4 - STR : 5 | DEX : 8 | STA : 3 | CON : 5 | WIS : 8 | CHA : 1 Challenges: No. 1 - No.2 - No.3 - No.3: SugarRay's Comeback Match. Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 The Romans were not going to take over the entire world, they couldn't handle their colonies any better than Alexander the Great or Ghengis Khan. Too much area, too many pissed off people and not enough Romans. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Shortgorilla Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 St. Paul Minnesota is a town full of sissies, and they deserve to be fucked with. Quote PVP Challenge (Deadlift and OHP): http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/69895-shorts-race-for-the-big-two-ongoing-challenge/ My Battle Log: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/44606-shortgorilla-is-fat/ Link to comment
Fearkiller Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Oh come on, seriously?! "fucked with"?I've seen plenty of jabs at that one night-stand of mine,and that was as subtle as an anvil! YES, I screwed up!Just let that go already, will you? Quote "There is beauty in hardship / There are poems in grief" -Assemblage 23, Damaged | STR:2.25 | DEX:2.25 | STA:2 | CON:1.25 | CHA:3.25 | WIS:7 | A place I will collect my woots - if I remember Challenges | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15.1 | 15.2 | Milythaels' HOoRAY for which I am grateful | Today, right now, I am alive. And that is good. It is amazing the power of those small gestures of love and kindness have on our lives. <3 - Liberator "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stiched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs, Magical thinking:True stories "Pick up the pieces and keep going, one painfully slow step at a time." - Hiraedd the twice-risen, hamadryad. "Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary." - Leon Trotsky "Let me think about the people I care about the most, and when they fail or disappoint me, I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them. Let me extend that generosity to myself." zefrank1, An Invocation for Beginnings "I don't feel guilty for wanting. That's like being mad because you have to breathe or pee. It just is." Someone in Reddit "If you do strange things, strange things will happen!" "That's it! Now go make something beautiful." -Jake Parker Link to comment
Shortgorilla Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Don't talk to me about anvils. You know damn well my grandmother died in an anvil factory. Quote PVP Challenge (Deadlift and OHP): http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/69895-shorts-race-for-the-big-two-ongoing-challenge/ My Battle Log: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/44606-shortgorilla-is-fat/ Link to comment
BarefootDawsy Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 No Dams is right! Think about the impact to the environment! Quote BAREFOOT DAWSY Scout Commander (ret.) Link to comment
Fearkiller Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Yeah! All dams are left-wing extremists! Next thing we know,the dams use all the water for their extremely evil schemes! Quote "There is beauty in hardship / There are poems in grief" -Assemblage 23, Damaged | STR:2.25 | DEX:2.25 | STA:2 | CON:1.25 | CHA:3.25 | WIS:7 | A place I will collect my woots - if I remember Challenges | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15.1 | 15.2 | Milythaels' HOoRAY for which I am grateful | Today, right now, I am alive. And that is good. It is amazing the power of those small gestures of love and kindness have on our lives. <3 - Liberator "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stiched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs, Magical thinking:True stories "Pick up the pieces and keep going, one painfully slow step at a time." - Hiraedd the twice-risen, hamadryad. "Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary." - Leon Trotsky "Let me think about the people I care about the most, and when they fail or disappoint me, I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them. Let me extend that generosity to myself." zefrank1, An Invocation for Beginnings "I don't feel guilty for wanting. That's like being mad because you have to breathe or pee. It just is." Someone in Reddit "If you do strange things, strange things will happen!" "That's it! Now go make something beautiful." -Jake Parker Link to comment
SevenofSeven Posted October 14, 2014 Report Share Posted October 14, 2014 Scheme water is disgusting and you cannot tell me otherwise. I refuse to drink it, I may as well drink chlorine and fluoride straight from the bottle. Quote Wait! What............? Link to comment
Shortgorilla Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Baby Geniuses was a terrible movie, and you're a terrible person for having enjoyed it. Quote PVP Challenge (Deadlift and OHP): http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/69895-shorts-race-for-the-big-two-ongoing-challenge/ My Battle Log: http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/44606-shortgorilla-is-fat/ Link to comment
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