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1 hour ago, Rusk said:

Holy fuck I almost dislocated a few fingers on that second 95%

How did you do that?

 

Also, YES to Springtime

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1 hour ago, WhiteGhost said:

How did you do that?

 

Also, YES to Springtime

The bar slipped in my grip, fingers were starting to go (yay carpal tunnel), but I went ahead and powered through the lift.  By the time I got to the top I had 3 fingers still working one one hand and two fingers working on the other.  Took a few minutes before they started working again.  Probably should have used straps, but I didn't.

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5/3/1 Week 6 Day 3

1a- GLORIOUS BENCH PRESS

40% 77.5x5

50% 95x5

60% 115x5

75% 142.5x5

85% 162.5x3

95% 182.5x1+ (2)

85% 162.5x3

75% 142.5x5+ (6)

 

1b- THE EQUALLY GLORIOUS BUT OFTEN OVERLOOKED BARBELL ROW

40% 77.5x5

50% 95x5

60% 115x5

75% 142.5x5

85% 162.5x3

95% 182.5x1+ (2)

85% 162.5x3

75% 142.5x5+ (6

 

2- The accursed cardio, Concept2 Row for Time

710m in 3:50.  Target pace approximately 2:40/500m

 

I am officially off work until after my carpal tunnel surgery is wrapped up.   I cannot accurately articulate that feeling of leaving all the workplace stress behind, being able to properly plan your day, your food and your training as you see fit, with no irregular start times, no worries about people not showing up, not doing their work, being a pain in the posterior, etc.  Being a Chef is a friggin' drag sometimes, man...

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Well, I hired a coach for some distance programming and I do not regret it.  Shout out to Paul Hynes http://hynesperformance.ca/ for delivering exactly what I asked for.  He comes from the StrongFirst school of strength, so Pavel Tsatsouline's influence will be felt (which is not a bad thing.)

 

Wanted a program to address my weaknesses while I recovered from surgery, so an emphasis on:

- Conditioning

- Power

- Unilateral legs movements (split squats/lunges)

- Kettlebell/Dumbbell focused

 

Today I did:

Assorted mobility drills

A1- KB Halos 2x3x16 kg

A2- Prying Goblet Squat 2x5x16 kg

A3- SFG Armbar 2x1x12kg

 

B1- SFG Glute Bridge 3x10

B2- Hardstyle Plank 3x3x10" (10 second reps at max intensity will WRECK you.  I love it )

B3- KB Goat Bag Swing 3x10x16 kg

 

C1- Romanian Deadlift 3x10x75#

C2- 1/2 Get Up 3x3 (unweighted)

 

D1- Fixed Knee Split Squat  2x10/side  (could only get 5 since I suck)

D2- Farmers Carry 2x35'x55#/hand

 

I am not only EXTREMELY hungry, but likely feeling the DOMS something fierce.  This is gonna work out great.

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Mobility Drills

 

A1- Kneeling KB Halo 2x3x12kg

A2- Prying Goblet Squat 2x5x12kg

A3- KB Armbar 2x5secx12kg

 

B1- Glute Bridge 3x10

B2- Hardstyle Plank 3x3

B3- Goat Bag Swing 3x10x16kg

 

C1- Goblet Squat 3x10x20kg

C1- 1 Arm DB Floor Press 3x10x 32.5#

 

D1- Reverse Lunge 2x5 each

D2- Farmers Carry 2x40'x65#/hand

 

Dead D:  Dead dead dead.

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Mobility Drills

 

A1- Kneeling KB Halo 2x3x20kg

A2- Prying Goblet Squat 2x5x20kg

A3- KB Armbar 2x5secx16kg

 

B1- Glute Bridge 3x10

B2- Hardstyle Plank 3x3

B3- Goat Bag Swing 3x1-x16kg

 

C1- Romanian Deadlift 4x10x75#

C2- 1/2 Get Up  4x3 (unloaded)

 

D1- Fixed Knee Split Squat  3x5 each

D2- Farmers Carry  3x40'x65/hand

 

Carpal tunnel was bothering me so I had to strap the Romanian Deadlift.  Farmers Carry was fine because of the thicker handle (I have big hands).  Finally started eating bigger pre-workout meals and I did not have any light headedness or tiredness.

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Mobility Drills

 

A1- Kneeling KB Halo 2x3x12kg

A2- Prying Goblet Squat 2x5x12kg

A3- KB Armbar 2x5secx12kg

 

B1- Glute Bridge 3x10

B2- Hardstyle Plank 3x3

B3- Goat Bag Swing 3x10x16kg

 

C1- 1 Arm Goblet Squat 3x10x16kg 

C1- 1 Arm DB Floor Press 3x10x25#

 

D1- Reverse Lunge 3x5 each

D2- 1 Arm Farmers Carry 3x40'x70#

 

It is SO GODDAMNED COLD out that I put my entire training outfit in front of the furnace all night long so I wouldn't freeze.  My tablet shut down because it was too cold, despite being in a padded sleeve.  A polar bear came by and asked if he could work in so he wouldn't freeze.  I had to get my axe cozy out! (see below)

 

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Went through the entire session as if I had 1 hand for practices' sake.  It put so much more strain on my body than expected I had to cut back on sets and weight.  My arm and lower back are gonna be sore tomorrow D:  

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Mobility Drills

 

A1- Kneeling KB Halo 2x3x16kg

A2- Prying Goblet Squat 2x5x16kg

A3- KB Armbar 2x5secx16kg

 

B1- Glute Bridge 4x10

B2- Hardstyle Plank 4x3

B3- 1H Goat Bag Swing 4x16kg

 

C1- 1H Romanian Deadlift 4x10x50#

C2- 1/2 Get Up  4x3 (unloaded)

 

D1- Fixed Knee Split Squat  3x6 each

D2- 1H Farmers Carry  3x40'x75#

 

Surgery today.

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Mobility Drills

 

A1- Kneeling KB Halo 2x3x12kg

A2- Prying Goblet Squat 2x5x16kg

A3- KB Armbar 2x5secx12kg

 

B1- Glute Bridge 3x10

B2- Leg Raises 3x3

B3- Goat Bag Swing 3x10x16kg

 

C1- 1 Arm Goblet Squat 3x10x16kg 

C1- 1 Arm DB Floor Press 3x10x30#

 

D1- Reverse Lunge 2x6 each

D2- 1 Arm Farmers Carry 2x40'x85#

 

Heading back to the clinic today, think I popped a stitch (Unrelated to lifting, but the left hand is hurting something fierce).  Not really having the best recovery time :/

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Antibiotics are working well, things are calming down somewhat.  Had to modify the routine a bit since it was murdering my lower back and elbow, and reduced it to every other day instead of 4/week,

 

Warmup Foam Roll/Ball SMR          
  Dead Bug 1x5 - y    
  T-Spine Rotation 1x5 - y    
  Rock Back 1x8 - y    
  Tactical Frog 1x5 - y    
  Shoulder Circles 1x3 - y    
  Hip Hinge with Reach 1x8 - y    
             
A1 KB Halo 3x3 12 kg 3 3  
A2 Goblet Squat 3x8 16 kg 8 8 8
A3 KB Armbar 3x5sec 16 kg 5 5 5
             
B1 Glute Bridge 3x10 - 10 10 10
B2 Leg Raise 3x5 - 5 5 5
B3 1 Arm SLD 3x8 65# 8 8 8
             
C1 Fixed Knee Split Squat 3x6 - 6 6 6
C2 Farmer's Carry 3x40' 80# y y y
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Accidentally had fun over the weekend and unintentionally missed a few rounds of medication.  Whoops.  Returning to an even keel.

 

Warmup Foam Roll/Ball SMR          
  Dead Bug 1x5 - y    
  T-Spine Rotation 1x5 - y    
  Rock Back 1x8 - y    
  Tactical Frog 1x5 - y    
  Shoulder Circles 1x3 - y    
  Hip Hinge with Reach 1x8 - y    
             
A1 KB Halo 3x3 12 kg 3 3 3
A2 KB Clean 3x8 16 kg 8 8 8
A3 KB Armbar 3x5sec 16 kg 5 5 5
             
B1 Glute Bridge 3x10 - 10 10 10
B2 Leg Raise 3x5 - 5 5 5
B3 DB Row 3x8 24 kg 8 8 8
             
C1 DB Press 3x8 20 kg 8 8 8
C2 Farmer's Carry 3x40' 82.5# y y y
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The stitches are out.  Hand is healing well, except for the bottom stitch that I had injured slightly.  It's not that bad, I just need to stop picking at it >.<

Starting to rehab the hand, slowly, slowly, slowly...  

 

Warmup Foam Roll/Ball SMR          
  Dead Bug 1x5 - y    
  T-Spine Rotation 1x5 - y    
  Rock Back 1x8 - y    
  Tactical Frog 1x5 - y    
  Shoulder Circles 1x3 - y    
  Hip Hinge with Reach 1x8 - y    
             
A1 KB Halo 3x3 12 kg 3 3 3
A2 Goblet Squat 3x8 16 kg 8 8 8
A3 KB Armbar (R) 3x5sec 16 kg 5 5 5
             
B1 Glute Bridge 3x10 - 10 10 10
B2 Leg Raise 3x5 - 5 5 5
B3 1 Arm SLD (R) 3x8 75# 8 8 8
B3.5 1 Arm SLD (L) 3x8 15# 8 8 8
             
C1 Fixed Knee Split Squat 3x6 - 3 3 3
C2 Farmer's Carry (R) 3x40' 85# y y y
C2.5 Farmer's Carry (L) 3x40' 15# y y y

 

 

I slipped on the ice yesterday and I decided not to push the split squats >.<

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It's so goddamned cold out even the dog doesn't want to go out... He's snoring the day away.  I took a quick video but it's way too big to upload.

 

Warmup Foam Roll/Ball SMR          
  Dead Bug 1x5 - y    
  T-Spine Rotation 1x5 - y    
  Rock Back 1x8 - y    
  Tactical Frog 1x5 - y    
  Shoulder Circles 1x3 - y    
  Hip Hinge with Reach 1x8 - y    
             
A1 KB Halo 3x3 12kg 4 4 4
A2 KB Clean (R) 3x8 16 kg 8 8 8
A3 KB Armbar 3x5sec 16 kg 6 6 6
             
B1 Glute Bridge 3x10 - 10 10 10
B2 Leg Raise 3x5 - 5 5 5
B3 DB Row (R) 3x8 65# 8 8 8
B3.5 DB Row (L) 3x8 17.5# 8 8 8
             
C1 KB Press (R) 3x8 20 kg 5 5 6
C1.5 DB Press (L) 3x8 17.5# 8 8 8
C2 Farmer's Carry (R) 3x40' 87.5# y y y
C2.5 Farmer's Carry (L) 3x40' 17.5# y y y

 

Finished it off with 330m rowing before my hand started aching.  The left hand dumbbell press sucked D:  Incision was right where the weight is supposed to rest.  Thankfully it was light.

I'm thankful to be training at all, honestly.  Gotta be patient even though I miss heavy deadlifts D:

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I'm finally getting sick and tired of mis-matched implements so I've ordered another adjustable dumbbell and iron change plates >.<  Oh well, I'll get my use out of them in the end. This is the 3rd week of 16 for this surgery rehab circuit of doom type doohickey so assuming they arrive by beginning of next week that'll still be 12 weeks of dedicated use before they become secondary implements.

19/02/03 WORKOUT A          
Warmup Dead Bug 1x5 - y    
  T-Spine Rotation 1x5 - y    
  Rock Back 1x8 - y    
  Tactical Frog 1x5 - y    
  Shoulder Circles 1x3 - y    
  Hip Hinge with Reach 1x8 - y    
             
A1 KB Halo 3x5 16 kg 5 5 5
A2 Goblet Squat 3x8 20 kg 8 8 8
A3 KB Armbar (R Only) 3x10br 16 kg 10 10 10
             
B1 Glute Bridge 3x10 - 10 10 10
B2 Plank 3x3 10 sec 3 3 3
B3 Stiff Leg Deadlift (R) 3x8 77.5# 8 8 8
B3 Stiff Leg Deadlift (L) 3x8 20# 8 8 8
             
C1 Fixed Knee Split Squat 3x6/S - 5 5 5
C2 Farmer's Carry (R) 3x40' 87.5# y y y
C2 Farmer's Carry (L) 3x40' 20# y y y

 

At least the tweaks I did to the program are saving my lower back for the most part.  I think I'll keep the weights for the right arm the same for this week, just to be safe.

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Fell about 10' off the dikes while walking the dog.  Didn't injure myself, but I certainly did not help the soreness factor.  Farmers were a no today D:

Warmup Dead Bug 1x5 - y    
  T-Spine Rotation 1x5 - y    
  Rock Back 1x8 - y    
  Tactical Frog 1x5 - y    
  Shoulder Circles 1x3 - y    
  Hip Hinge with Reach 1x8 - y    
             
A1 KB Halo 3x5 16 kg 5 5 5
A2 KB Clean 3x8 20 kg 8 8 8
A3 KB Armbar (R Only) 3x10br 20 kg 10 10 10
             
B1 Glute Bridge 3x10 - 10 10 10
B2 Deadbugs 3x8 - 8 8 8
B3 DB Row (R) 3x8 70# 8 8 8
B3 DB Row (L) 3x8 20# 8 8 8
             
C1 DB Press (R) 3x8 20 kg 7 7 7
C1 DB Press (L) 3x8 20# 8 8 8
C2 Farmer's Carry (R) 3x40' 87.5# n n n
C2 Farmer's Carry (L) 3x40' 20# n n n
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