Church Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 I was just reading another thread when, for some reason, I began compiling a list of the solutions to all of the problems you will ever face. So far I got:More bacon,More squats,Use a snipe,Hit it with a wrench or hammer,Use JB Weld or super glue,Use duct tape or electrical tape,So far that's it, the complete list of solutions to problems. Did I miss anything? "Oh, fear not in a world like this, And thou shalt know erelong, Know how sublime a thing it is, To suffer and be strong." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow - Battle Log - MyFitnessPal - FitBIt To get something you've never had, you have to become someone you've never been. Link to comment
Church Posted June 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Oh, also: more cowbell! "Oh, fear not in a world like this, And thou shalt know erelong, Know how sublime a thing it is, To suffer and be strong." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow - Battle Log - MyFitnessPal - FitBIt To get something you've never had, you have to become someone you've never been. Link to comment
ETFnerd Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 use kettlebells to hammer the nails in your deck...? i don't care what u think of me. unless u think i'm awesome. in which case u're right. Intro - Workout Log - ABS Log - Fitness Philosophy - Accountability - NERDEE - Weight Maintenance Link to comment
leadchipmunk Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Aim for the bridge of the nose, for those pesky zombie problems. Level 1 Woodwose STR 5 | DEX 2 | STA 1 | CON 2 | WIS 5 | CHA 4 WAR 0 | RNG 0 | SCT 0 | ASN 0 | MON 0 | DRU 0 | ADV 1 Current Challenge: Specialization is for Insects Previous Chapters: 1 Link to comment
Kewilson Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 If all else fails, nuke it from orbit. Kewilson - Misfit Adventurer [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC] Operation Phoenix: 6-Week Challenge Thread STR: 2 (+2), DEX: 0 (+1), STA: 3 (+0), CON: 4 (+0), WIS: 5 (+0), CHA: 1 (+3) Link to comment
Sloth the Enduring Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 More fish oil & vitamin D.More fiber. “We might as well start where we are, use what we have and do what we can." – Caitlin Rivers Sloth: The Man with the Hammer battle log Link to comment
shadowkat Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Don't forget to double tap! [sIGPIC][/sIGPIC]Rider of Rohan http://www.fitocracy.com/profile/shadowkat/ Link to comment
Mordechaj Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 WD-40 STR: 2 / DEX: 2 / STA: 3 / CON: 2 / WIS: 3 / CHA: 3 PanHEMAphiliac. Link to comment
Ocelot Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Also, my mother's motto is 'if it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer' | STR 15 | DEX 14 | STA 14 | CON 10.5 | WIS 11 | CHA 7 | Level 5 Ocelot's Dossier - Battle Log | Springing into my Sixth Challenge! Link to comment
Church Posted June 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 You'd be surprised how often even just the threat of violence can encourage otherwise inanimate objects to fall in line. It's like they're secretly conscious.... "Oh, fear not in a world like this, And thou shalt know erelong, Know how sublime a thing it is, To suffer and be strong." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow - Battle Log - MyFitnessPal - FitBIt To get something you've never had, you have to become someone you've never been. Link to comment
RaeVynn Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 You'd be surprised how often even just the threat of violence can encourage otherwise inanimate objects to fall in line. It's like they're secretly conscious....I am, at heart, an animist. I don't threaten things, though I do sweet-talk them often. It works amazingly well! RaeVynn Revs it Up Link to comment
Emcognito Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Rub some dirt on it. Fixes most first aid issues.And a few social ones... "Nope. That's just my face." Link to comment
Damy Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Hit it with an inverse tachyon beam My art: http://damon1984.deviantart.com/gallery/ Link to comment
maegs Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 The harder you push, the better it fits.From larp:When in doubt, kill it with fire.When in doubt, shoot the wizard. Current Challenge Goodreads|Instagram|Ravelry Link to comment
KillerGriller Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Always take a redshirt with you on away missions Scout: STR: 20.5 | DEX: 13 | STA: 28 | CON: 13.5 | WIS: 8 | CHA: 4http://51feetunder.wordpress.com/ - Running, Rock & Roll, Rock Climbing and PhotographyFitocracy ProfileTwitter Latest Challenge Link to comment
magi192 Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 - DON'T PANIC!- Know where your towel is.- 42- No matter what the sickness is, all you ever need is "Vivaporu." Adventurer | Level 1CON: 0 | STR: 0 | STA: 0 | DEX: 0 | WIS: 0 | CHA: 0On Hiatus "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life — It goes on" -- Robert Frost Link to comment
WizardTrip Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 I think Homer nailed this one: Level 6 Wizard of Beer Warrior STR 21.25 | DEX 5.75 | STA 7.75 | CON 3.50 | WIS 9.50 | CHA 3.25 Twitter | Epic Trip | Current Challenge Previous Challenges: 1 2 3 4 5 *the warrior formerly known as icedtrip and former dothraki god of thunder furyan* Link to comment
nightlight Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 deadlifts? "Come with me if you want to lift" -The Brominator "Later, I would learn that coincidences are the most planned things in the world. Later, I would learn that every single moment is a coincidence." - Douglas Coupland "Anyone who doesn't want french fries every day is a commie." - AngelaTheGeek Current Challenge INSTAGRAM!! find me on twitter Link to comment
concretecavewoman Posted June 14, 2012 Report Share Posted June 14, 2012 Whenever something sounds really great, remember the handy acronym TANSTAAFL (there ain't no such thing as a free lunch).Also, when I was in college all of the linoleum in my house was held down with duct tape. Duct tape: one of gods little miracles. My Current Challenge Link to comment
KAllen Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Anything will fit in any hole...if it's going fast enough!!!When in doubt, hit the accelerator!!!Never tell anybody what you're shooting at and never look surprised if you hit it!!! "A sharp knife is nothing without a sharp eye" - Koloth "Ya can't grill it until ya kill it" - Uncle Ted "If it ain't Metal...IT'S CRAP!!!" - Dee Snider Link to comment
Reenzo Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 You can't get lost if you don't care where you're going! Link to comment
JediNickD Posted June 15, 2012 Report Share Posted June 15, 2012 Never cross the streams. Journey to You: Coaching, Mentoring, and Personal Growth World 6 Level 5 | Epic Quest | Toastmasters: Where Leaders are Made | Institute for Jedi Realist Studies | Extra Life 2023 | YouTube Channel | Epic Nerd Camp "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda | "We are what we repeatedly do." -- Aristotle Spoiler Distinguished Toastmaster Agnostic Rationalist Jedi Dwarf Black Belt Martial Artist Monk Ranger Assassin Engineer Scientist Philosopher Student Nerd World 6 Level 4 Stats: STR 150.0 | DEX 160.75 | STA 151.0 | CON 152.0 | WIS 158.0 | CHA 150.0 World 1 Level [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22] World 2 Level [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10] World 3 Level [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12] World 4 Level [1, 2 (post lost), 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11] World 5 Level [1, 2, 3, 4, 5] World 6 Level [1, 2, 3, 4, 4.5] “If you are willing to be terrible at something for a short period of time, you can be great at anything.” -- Sinbad (Stand-Up Comedian) Link to comment
Church Posted June 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 There are very few problems that can't be solved by the subtle application of high explosive. "Oh, fear not in a world like this, And thou shalt know erelong, Know how sublime a thing it is, To suffer and be strong." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow - Battle Log - MyFitnessPal - FitBIt To get something you've never had, you have to become someone you've never been. Link to comment
Atalan Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 I am, at heart, an animist. I don't threaten things, though I do sweet-talk them often. It works amazingly well!I'd be a Brave Little Toaster-ist, if not for the creepy implications in that movie. Link to comment
Church Posted June 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2012 Yeah, that was a little concerning. lol. "Oh, fear not in a world like this, And thou shalt know erelong, Know how sublime a thing it is, To suffer and be strong." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow - Battle Log - MyFitnessPal - FitBIt To get something you've never had, you have to become someone you've never been. Link to comment
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