Tomu-san Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 It chervil stop at some point. 1 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
StarGazer Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 We've got to curry and get them in while we can Quote Link to comment
MAGICFATSO Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 -With what kind of animal you should never play cards with?-A cheetah ------------------------------Girl are you a beaver? Because DAMN! Quote 110% 110% Amount of what you have to give in order to succeed. The Adventure Awaits... Instagram Link to comment
Artinum Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 -With what kind of animal you should never play cards with?-A cheetah ------------------------------Girl are you a beaver? Because DAMN! And with this grammatically suspect bad joke, the herbs have been silenced. Until next thyme... 3 Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
MAGICFATSO Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 You really wreck moments when you do that, Ron 1 Quote 110% 110% Amount of what you have to give in order to succeed. The Adventure Awaits... Instagram Link to comment
insanity Posted October 21, 2015 Report Share Posted October 21, 2015 And with this grammatically suspect bad joke, the herbs have been silenced. Until next thyme...What do you call a Jamaican that breaks the rules? A sinnah mon.... 3 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 What do you call a Jamaican that breaks the rules? A sinnah mon....This has just moved up a level. 1 Quote Link to comment
Trewest Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. 1 Quote "What doesn't kill me better start running", level 7 Furyan Assassin My Journey From Fat to Fit: 1|2|3|4|5|6|7|8|9|10|11|12|13|CURRENT A proud member of the Champion House; Targaryen (Assassin's mini), Hufflepuff bravery is forgetting to be afraid because the thing is so important that the risk doesn't even matter (Assassin's mini) , Hellfire Club represent! (Assassin's mini) Link to comment
insanity Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.No... spice puns :-) How to do you bring back Optimus Thyme? With the Allspice 3 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Mark D Posted October 22, 2015 Report Share Posted October 22, 2015 I won't a-salt my fellow forumites with more seasoning puns. 2 Quote My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Guzzi Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 I won't a-salt my fellow forumites with more seasoning puns.Why not? Things were getting a little bland round here anyway. It needed spicing up a little. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk which is a pile of shite 3 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Fearkiller Posted November 30, 2015 Report Share Posted November 30, 2015 Humanity has developed a hypersensitivity to puns, experiencing physical pain when exposed to especially bad wordplays.As no physical damage happens, it is used to penalize petty criminals. This is your job. You are the Punisher.https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2v6t3y/wp_humanity_has_developed_a_hypersensitivity_to/ Quote "There is beauty in hardship / There are poems in grief" -Assemblage 23, Damaged | STR:2.25 | DEX:2.25 | STA:2 | CON:1.25 | CHA:3.25 | WIS:7 | A place I will collect my woots - if I remember Challenges | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15.1 | 15.2 | Milythaels' HOoRAY for which I am grateful | Today, right now, I am alive. And that is good. It is amazing the power of those small gestures of love and kindness have on our lives. <3 - Liberator "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stiched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs, Magical thinking:True stories "Pick up the pieces and keep going, one painfully slow step at a time." - Hiraedd the twice-risen, hamadryad. "Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary." - Leon Trotsky "Let me think about the people I care about the most, and when they fail or disappoint me, I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them. Let me extend that generosity to myself." zefrank1, An Invocation for Beginnings "I don't feel guilty for wanting. That's like being mad because you have to breathe or pee. It just is." Someone in Reddit "If you do strange things, strange things will happen!" "That's it! Now go make something beautiful." -Jake Parker Link to comment
Fearkiller Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Reddit Ask Me Anything about bees: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/35mw7f/iama_hobby_bee_keeper_with_decades_of_research/ "What is the best way to tell carpenter and honey bees apart?""The tool belt." Then this gets posted(Largish image) 2 Quote "There is beauty in hardship / There are poems in grief" -Assemblage 23, Damaged | STR:2.25 | DEX:2.25 | STA:2 | CON:1.25 | CHA:3.25 | WIS:7 | A place I will collect my woots - if I remember Challenges | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15.1 | 15.2 | Milythaels' HOoRAY for which I am grateful | Today, right now, I am alive. And that is good. It is amazing the power of those small gestures of love and kindness have on our lives. <3 - Liberator "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stiched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs, Magical thinking:True stories "Pick up the pieces and keep going, one painfully slow step at a time." - Hiraedd the twice-risen, hamadryad. "Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary." - Leon Trotsky "Let me think about the people I care about the most, and when they fail or disappoint me, I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them. Let me extend that generosity to myself." zefrank1, An Invocation for Beginnings "I don't feel guilty for wanting. That's like being mad because you have to breathe or pee. It just is." Someone in Reddit "If you do strange things, strange things will happen!" "That's it! Now go make something beautiful." -Jake Parker Link to comment
Artinum Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 Someone got a buzz out of that. 2 Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 Someone really nailed that image. 1 Quote Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
fitnessgurl Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 3 Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
fitnessgurl Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 4 Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
fitnessgurl Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Hehe! 2 Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 That damn autocucumber! 2 Quote Link to comment
Basement Cat Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 What do you call an alligator in a vest? (highlight for answer) An investigator. 3 Quote Current form: Chubby House Cat (lvl4) Weight objective: 20% S. 4 P. 6 E. 4 C. 7 I. 8 A. 4 L. 5 Battle log Current Challenge Handy linky. Link to comment
Closet Librarian Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 What does a subatomic duck say? Quark! 5 Quote Amazon || Assassin "The secret of getting ahead is getting started." - Samuel Langhorne Clemens Link to comment
fitnessgurl Posted December 16, 2015 Report Share Posted December 16, 2015 That damn autocucumber!Lol! 1 Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
fitnessgurl Posted January 22, 2016 Report Share Posted January 22, 2016 I put my grandma on speed-dial. I call that Instagram. 3 Quote L3 Human Ranger/Assassin Str. 6 Dex. 2 Sta. 1 Con. 12 Wis. 8 Cha. 3 https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58014 Motto: Where there is life, there is hope. Soli Deo Gloria Link to comment
Guzzi Posted January 25, 2016 Report Share Posted January 25, 2016 Do you think Almond Milk is called that because no one could say "nut juice" and keep a straight face? 10 Quote Make Life Rue The Day Turning back the clock Recipe book 14 Life is far too short to take seriously Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted January 26, 2016 Report Share Posted January 26, 2016 Do you think Almond Milk is called that because no one could say "nut juice" and keep a straight face? There's nothing I like better in the morning than some rice krispies dripping in nut juice 2 Quote Link to comment
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