Fearkiller Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Ah. What I thought didn't quite fit:I thought from the wink that they had some cuddling going on Whatcha gonna do, I am a romantic with a vivid imagination 1 Quote "There is beauty in hardship / There are poems in grief" -Assemblage 23, Damaged | STR:2.25 | DEX:2.25 | STA:2 | CON:1.25 | CHA:3.25 | WIS:7 | A place I will collect my woots - if I remember Challenges | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15.1 | 15.2 | Milythaels' HOoRAY for which I am grateful | Today, right now, I am alive. And that is good. It is amazing the power of those small gestures of love and kindness have on our lives. <3 - Liberator "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stiched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs, Magical thinking:True stories "Pick up the pieces and keep going, one painfully slow step at a time." - Hiraedd the twice-risen, hamadryad. "Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary." - Leon Trotsky "Let me think about the people I care about the most, and when they fail or disappoint me, I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them. Let me extend that generosity to myself." zefrank1, An Invocation for Beginnings "I don't feel guilty for wanting. That's like being mad because you have to breathe or pee. It just is." Someone in Reddit "If you do strange things, strange things will happen!" "That's it! Now go make something beautiful." -Jake Parker Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 There seems to be an echo in here... ugh dammit. 1 Quote Link to comment
Fearkiller Posted September 8, 2015 Report Share Posted September 8, 2015 Q: How do you think the unthinkable?A: With an itheberg. 10 Quote "There is beauty in hardship / There are poems in grief" -Assemblage 23, Damaged | STR:2.25 | DEX:2.25 | STA:2 | CON:1.25 | CHA:3.25 | WIS:7 | A place I will collect my woots - if I remember Challenges | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 15.1 | 15.2 | Milythaels' HOoRAY for which I am grateful | Today, right now, I am alive. And that is good. It is amazing the power of those small gestures of love and kindness have on our lives. <3 - Liberator "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stiched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs, Magical thinking:True stories "Pick up the pieces and keep going, one painfully slow step at a time." - Hiraedd the twice-risen, hamadryad. "Spread love and understanding. Use force if necessary." - Leon Trotsky "Let me think about the people I care about the most, and when they fail or disappoint me, I still love them, I still give them chances, and I still see the best in them. Let me extend that generosity to myself." zefrank1, An Invocation for Beginnings "I don't feel guilty for wanting. That's like being mad because you have to breathe or pee. It just is." Someone in Reddit "If you do strange things, strange things will happen!" "That's it! Now go make something beautiful." -Jake Parker Link to comment
pureleeawesome Posted September 12, 2015 Report Share Posted September 12, 2015 No idea if this one has been posted.... Knock knock!Who's there?ToTo Who?No, it's To Whom. 3 Quote Level 1 Adventurer Quest for Adventure Took the road less traveled. Now lost. Link to comment
insanity Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 Which state has the smallest sodas? Minnesota... 3 Quote "Insanity - you make my world a better place man, you really do! That shit is awesome! :D" - Guzzi- My first challenge My battle Log: Insanity: Warrior Monk Honorary Ranger dubbed by DarK_RaideR, 1000 Pound club (875 of 1000) Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted September 21, 2015 Report Share Posted September 21, 2015 I highly recommend the book "Adequate Hydration" by I. P. Daley 1 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Mark D Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 One Christmas Santa was having a really bad time of it. The elves were on strike, the reindeer all had the runs, the insurance on the sleigh was cancelled, his doctor hold him he was lactose intolerant and diabetic from his diet of milk and cookies, and Mrs Claus announced that her mother would be coming to stay with them. An angel walked into his workshop with a Christmas tree and asked what she should do with it. And that's how the angel would up on top of the Christmas tree. 5 Quote My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
AugustaAdaByron Posted October 6, 2015 Report Share Posted October 6, 2015 What do you call friends who love math? Algebros 3 Quote Level "I have no clue" Warrior Current challenge Battle log Link to comment
Mark D Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Many people know that used cooking oil can be used as fuel for a properly modified engine, but not everyone knows that most organic substances can also be used as fuel. Grass, corn, even spices. That's how Mussolini made the trains run on thyme. 6 Quote My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Artinum Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Sage advice, Mark. 3 Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Mark D Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Sage advice, Mark.This thread is peppered with it..... 4 Quote My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 I cayenne not believe what you guys are doing here. 3 Quote Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 I cayenne not believe bay leaf what you guys are doing here. Fixed that for you 5 Quote Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 I've cinnamon do something like this before. Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Mark D Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Cardamon, it's not THAT bad..... Quote My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 I clove what's happened to this thread Quote Link to comment
Artinum Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 They just keep on cumin... 1 Quote What happens when you play Final Fantasy VII with everyone called Cloud? It gets quite confusing... https://ff7crowdofclouds.wordpress.com/ Link to comment
Mark D Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 I think the jokes are getting a little chili personally. Basilly it's getting a bit overdone. Quote My character: https://www.nerdfitness.com/character/58572/ Current Challenge:http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/83683-mark-d-walks-up-to-a-barbell/ Previous Challenges: 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment
Tanktimus the Encourager Posted October 16, 2015 Report Share Posted October 16, 2015 Tarragon be an end to all this? Quote Current Challenge "By the Most-Righteous-and-Blessed Beard of Sir Tanktimus the Encourager!" - Jarl Rurik Harrgath Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 With my sage wisdom, I can tell you this will end soon. Quote Link to comment
tenaciousglee Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 With my sage wisdom, I can tell you this will end soon. I take that with a grain of salt. I'm sure we can pepper a few more in here. 1 Quote Level 32 Minifig Jedi Assassin Current Challenge | Battle Log | "Epic" Quest Previous Challenges: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 11.5, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 "A man who wants to do something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." -Stephan Dolley, Jr. "You don't get stronger by skipping workouts." - me, to myself, about 3 times a week Link to comment
Tomu-san Posted October 19, 2015 Report Share Posted October 19, 2015 We're all parsley to blame for these puns. 1 Quote Tomu-san - Level 3 HalfOgre Ranger [ STR 2 | DEX 2 | STA 3 | CON 8 | WIS 6 | CHA 2 ] Spoiler "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love "I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk." - Maurice Moss Link to comment
Bearded_Dragon Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 We're all parsley to blame for these puns. True, but I have been impressed by everyone's dill-igence 1 Quote Link to comment
alienjenn Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 I'm lost in the maize of puns hmmmm... sent by magic.... or fairies.... or small woodland creatures maybe? how does this thing work? Quote Level 10.4 Wood-Elf, Ranger - specializing in demon fighting "doing the impossible since 2012 :D" - Librarian of Doom facebook battle log level 50 WOOT Backstory CNF2014 current (not challenge - doing a battle log this time) Spoiler * This is the day the Lord has made, rejoice in it and be glad. God, The Bible. * Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda * There are three options in this life; be good, get good, or give up. -- House * Never take counsel of your fears. Stonewall Jackson. * level 50 isn't gonna just POOF happen - alienjenn, NF IRC chatroom * I'm not about to give up - Because I heard you say - There's gonna be brighter days… I won't stop, I'll keep my head up - No, I'm not here to stay ... - I just might bend but I won't break - As long as I can see your face - When life won't play along - And right keeps going wrong - And I can't seem to find my way - I know where I am found - So I won't let it drag me down - Oh, I'll keep dancing anyway - Mercy Me - Move Link to comment
Jittersthe.Clown Posted October 20, 2015 Report Share Posted October 20, 2015 Are we fennel-y done with these? 2 Quote Level 2 Warforged Druid STR: 2, DEX: 1, STA: 3, CON: 3, WIS: 2, CHA: 3 "If these people tell this story to their children as they sleep; then maybe someday they'll see a hero is just a man who knows he is free." Good night and joy be to you all ~Jitters The. Clown Current Challange: New Challenges Ahead! Battle Log: Clowning around daily Past Challenges: Leveling Up PvP Jump Rope Boss Continue? System Failure Systems Online Calling Rush Confirm Reset Select World Select Difficulty, Select Character, Repairs, Press Start, First Timer, Jump Rope PVP Challenge Link to comment
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