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What up party people!

 

My name is Flea (or Cat, if that's too weird), and I hail from just outside Boston, Mass., in the good ol' U.S. of A. I do not, however, drop my R's when I speak. I'm currently vegetarian. Procrastination, self-deprecation, and underpants collection are my specialties. I use memes everyone else let die forever ago. 

 

My life right now is a far, faaaar cry from where I want it to be. I finished my undergrad 3 years ago, moved back home with the intention of finding a job and moving out again quickly (still there), have worked several shitty jobs that I hate, and gained ~25-30 pounds in as many weeks in 2012 and can't get them off again. My family is even unhealthier than I am and have no intention of changing. I have social anxiety and while it's not nearly as bad as other people have it, it's bad enough to fuck up my plans a lot. Or prevent me from making plans in the first place. Ridiculously, it even prevents me from interacting with people online; I'd much rather lurk than risk people I will never meet thinking I'm stupid/not funny/whatever. 

 

I'm here because I want to level up in every possible way. I want to conquer my anxiety, go out and make friends, go on dates (gasp!). I want to go to grad school in another country and enjoy the hell out of it, rather than sitting in my room and marathoning TV shows like I did studying abroad in undergrad. I want to lose 50 pounds, run a marathon, lift some heavy shit, and wear a two-piece bathing suit for the first time since I was 9 and didn't care enough to worry about how I looked. There is a healthy, happy, hot girl inside this miserable fat suit I'm wearing. 

 

I'm 5'7" and weigh 191.8 right now (170cm 87kg). My arbitrarily chosen goal weight is 145, but I am over 9000% okay with a higher weight and a more kickass body. (I warned you about the meme thing. Don't give me that look.) I've made some progress life-wise in the past month or so and I'm ready to roll that momentum into my diet/exercise goals now. 

 

 

tl;dr hi I'm Flea let's be friends. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to make my challenge thread before my anxiety realizes what I'm doing.

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Welcome! Love the area you're from (too cold for me personally) I swear you are my new BFF, I could have wrote that intro with a few exceptions...now I'm off to find your challenge thread so I can stalk you some more  :ph34r: (kidding, I'm harmless...mostly...)

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Welcome! Love the area you're from (too cold for me personally) I swear you are my new BFF, I could have wrote that intro with a few exceptions...now I'm off to find your challenge thread so I can stalk you some more  :ph34r: (kidding, I'm harmless...mostly...)

 

Yay new BFF! I'm glad we are similar but at the same time, I'm sorry we're similar in this case!  ;) It's funny how most of the time I don't think of it as cold here. I went to school in Virginia and it seemed like all my friends wanted to die when it hit like 35-40. 

Here's the thread. It took forever because I kept getting distracted. http://rebellion.nerdfitness.com/index.php?/topic/42949-a-tale-of-two-fleas/

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Hey Flea! 

 

Your introduction really resonated with me as well. I too am a 5'7" underpants gnome with social anxiety who specializes in procrastination, and lurked around these parts for far too long. Two years ago I stopped lurking and finally joined this awesome community.... then after a few months I fell away. I've come back this week and even joined in on my very first official signed-up-for-real-and-everything 6 week challenge. I'll definitely be checking out your thread.

 

Good luck and welcome! 

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Wooo! Welcome back and good luck to you as well. Down with underpants!

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And throw away those underpants!

I seriously almost spit out coffee when I read this!! ROFL...(coffee is sacred dammit! Can't be wasting that...shesh)

Best option...don't wear underpants, then no reason to collect them...(excuse me while I go clean my dresser drawers out now... :highly_amused: )

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RES...and I want to live days worth dying for

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Thanks, SilverRapier! I was thinking more of a bonfire for the underpants. Maybe when the weather gets nicer. 

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